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(y/n) woke up in theyr bd
they were hungry so thy got up and went down the 10837409375018237549028399429957230357-92357 flights of steps down to the kitchn to eat
they foundd corndogs inthe freezer and threw them into the odddly shaped micrwave
"dam take me out to ddinner first jez chees izz"
(y/n) proceedded to walk out before coming back with a spear, already aiming

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not ded, just not very into writing, and very very VERY passive bout hazbin stuff rn lol
My ADHD has my focus on something else

A game

A gacha game

No, I'm not talking about gacha life or gacha club or whatever-

Genshin Impact.
been playing since sometime in early 2022 i thinks
and now im being slowly sucked into honkai starrail too

also, not single anymore. an actual real life person apparentl tolerates me enough to want to deal with my bullshit
(i genuinely drank paint water and bubble solution simply because I was dared to and my impulses said "do it now you idiot", yes i'm fine)

my mental health is not as bad as it used to be apparently, my therapist says im getting better
so... yay ig

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
help

i made whipped cream by hand, not an innuendo.
i got heavy cream, a bowl, a whisk, and some sugar and vanilla, and made some thicccccc whipped cream
my arm hurts
this isnt the first time i've made this mistake but it tastes so good

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