It's been a few months since I've joined I.M.P, and I gotta say it's been the most fun I've had in ages. Sure, we have our moments, but overall, it's a fun little side thing to try out. The human world is a lot different than I thought. It makes sense why so many of them are in hell, though now that I've seen it.
Anyway, right now blitzø has us in a meeting about how the business is kinda going to shit. "Alright, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, " He started before turning to us,"and it's no ones fault ok, I'm not naming any names here, " He stated "moxxie" He said quietly earing a 'wtf' look from said imp as blitzø moved back to walk infront of the table "now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?" He asked us
Millie perked up practically jumping in her sight smiling "oh oh, what about a car wash!?" She asked causing blitzo to sigh "this is hell millie no one cares about cars being clean here" blitzø stated causing me to raise my hand "not true sir, some of the more high paying clients like overlords prefer clean transport" I stated causing blitzø to shrug "add it to the maybe pile" He said simply before he started brainstorming again.
It didn't take long as he had stars in his eyes and made jazz hands "oo what about a bill board?" He asked, causing moxxie to sigh and roll his eyes."we can't afford a bill board, sir," He said plainly as blitzø popped up behind him. "Helpful moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now," blitzø said sarcastically as he pushed moxxie away, causing him to crash into something.
"Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" He asked before grabbing a remote from inside his suit and playing the same ad I had seen before coming to work here.
"Ah, those were the good times," blitzø said with a sigh and smile as loona and I ate the popcorn he was holding. "I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salary on an obnoxious TV ad," moxxie started "one you then additionally payed to have for a full 3 hours on a channel, nobody watches" He added dramatically as blitzø continued eating popcorn before turning to moxxie "Hey um excuse me what's 'obnoxious' " He pits air quotes with his fingers "about a super fun jingle? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spitting bullshit, " He reasoned as he started walking at the head of the table again
"People love musicals, sir," millie agreed, causing me to cringe back. Sure, musicals were nice, but after seeing the robo fizzarolis performances, they kinda grow painful to watch. "Exactly, millie, and we're basically.. doing a musical" blitzø" stated, doing jazz hands again."Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?" He asked moxxie dramatically.
"Sir -" Moxxie started as blitzø continued talking, "cause right now, all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me" blitzø continued "crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside" He finished with fake tears. I snickered lightly as millie got moxxie flustered before my phone went off "um blitzø you mind if I take this?" I ask, causing the imp in question to nod as I smiled and walked out of the room and answered the phone
"Hello?" I asked before I heard asmodeus."Otis, where the hell are you!?" He asked, sounding worried "um at work?" I said slowly as I grew confused."Why, what's going on?" I asked "look I know I said you wouldn't have to work the bar anymore, but I need you here now, " He said sternly causing me to go wide eyed "um yeah i-i'll be there soon ozzie" I said slightly suprised as I heard a sigh of relief "thanks kid" He said before hanging up
I sighed as I walked back into the room only to see everyone upset "um everything ok in here?" I asked as they all glared at the kid, causing me to turn and look at him."He's still alive!?" I asked in shock as the others nodded."Oh fuck, I just got a text from our client. It turns out he was the right target, after all. " loona chimed in as her phone went off."Who?" Blitzø asked, confused, causing loona to point at the kid .him, " she said with a small smirk."Me?" The kid asked nervously "yep" loona said as she smiled down at her phone
"They wanted us to kill an actual child?" Blitzø asked in slight shock and confusion."That's what they're saying, " loona mused, causing blitzø to smirk as he pulled a pistol out of his suit pocket "well christ on a stick, I guess there is a god" He said happily before shooting the kid and killing him "Hey are we done here cause I gotta go" I asked nervously causing blitzø to nod "yeah go ahead kid" He said waving me off as they grabbed the kid "gotta get this guy back to the human world" he mused as I smiled and ran out of the room to a spot out of view before tapping my necklace and walking through the portal into ozzies
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"What the fuck!?" I yelped as I saw the chaos I was about to walk into, bar fights and the performers were all hiding backstage "Hey hey everyone chill the fuck out!" I yelled as I ran over to try and fix the mess
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It took awhile but I'd finally gotten everything fixed, right now ozzies was closing allowing me to relax as I got in the car with asmodeus and fizzaroli to head home.
I must have fallen asleep on the way cause when I woke up, well kinda woke up, fizz was carrying me to my room, causing me to smile softly and curl into him. He could be an ass sometimes, but he was still the best brother I could ask for.
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the other clown (helluva boss x male oc insert)
Fanfictionwhat if fizzaroli had a younger brother? what if said younger brother was a bit more like blitzø? what if he couldn't choose between the two? follow Otis through his journey as both an assasin and a stars brother.
