I was sitting in the lobby with moxxie, millie, and loona. Loona was laid out on the couch while millie and moxxie were behind the desk, moxxie was holding a crossbow while loona held the picture of an average human family.
I was sitting off to the side, I could tell this wouldn't end well, but he'll who was I to stop it? "Moxxie, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot our only hell hound," millie said, trying to get her husband to relax, loona continued holding the photo without looking up from her phone "wow I feel so loved here" she drawled sarcastically as I snickered lightly
"Just take a deep breathe" millie started as she did so to demonstrate "and let it out." she finished as moxxie spoke,"but it's a family. Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?" He asked, causing me to scoff."Mox, we're paid to kill people. If a client wants a family dead, it's most likely a good reason, " I explained as I walked over and placed a hand on his shoulder
"Maybe like a shity dad," He reasoned as he scratched his head with the crossbow "or a mob family, that's understandable," He said with a fake accent earning unamussed looks from me and millie "but to eradicate and entirely innocent, seemingly in this instance, upper middle class family blood line!?" He asked like it was the most blasphemous thing he'd ever heard
Loona sat up and looked at the picture in thought before speaking, "Hey! You don't know they're innocent, " she started before pointing to the little boy in the picture "this kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guys" she started before looking at us grimly "this guy definitely watches" she finished
"Exactly, humans are full of sevret nasty, it's why so many of them end up here," millie said as she moved to stand on the other side of moxxie, causing me to move over towards the eel tank "but-" moxxie started only for millie to cup his cheeks "guilt and innocent aren't our business mox, killing who we're payed to is our business" she said squishing his voice to lip sync the words she said "shoot the target" she said before giving him a kiss as he positioned himself to aim again
"I just think it's a bit excessive and that we could be a bit more selective is all" He explained as he moved to aim before blitzø slammed open his door hitting me in the face as I fell holding my nose "Ow blitzø you fucker!" I yelped, causing him to peek around and give me a sheepish smile."Sorry, otis, " He said quickly as millie came over and helped me up "anyway guys meet our newest client," blitzø announced before the arrow moxxie had let out hit the tank of eels causing it to spill
"Damnit, moxxie. I just bought those eels!"
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We were standing outside as blitzø waved off the client, and the eels were carried out of the building. I walked over to loona and peeped at the book 'ars goetia?' I thought raising a brow,'but Stella would never - I froze' no way,' I froze. "No way," I mumbled, causing loona to look down at me with a raised brow. "What?" She asked as I smiled and shook my head."Nothing nothing, " I said before walking over to the others
"Anyway, let's go, guys," I said as moxxie and millie nodded as they drew a pentagram on the wall before we walked out appearing on a hill side infront of a huge house "Alright kid, you stay here just incase things go to shit alright?" Blitzø instructed me, causing me to pout but nod "yeah yeah whatever" I mumbled, crossing my arms as the others slinked off.
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After a while of waiting, I peeked out from over the hill as I heard guys shots, causing me to run over to get a closer look. As I peeked around a tree, I spotted millie tied up, causing me to gasp as I rushed over and tried to untie her "Otis look ou-" she was cut off as I felt an object hit me hard in the back of the head before I blacked out.
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When I came to, I was also tied up with millie and a now struggling blitzø,"I had that shot god damnit moxxie!" He hissed out as I groaned, causing him to turn to me."You ok, kid?" He asked me as I nodded."My head hurts. " I mumbled, causing him to laugh lightly.
After a few minutes, a blonde woman and a red-haired guy with an ugly haircut and a big chin came out of the woods holding torches and gasoline, causing me to go st "Hey kid relax it's not like it'll hurt us" blitzø said looking back at me causing me to take a breathe as I nodded "r-right sorry" I mumbled as he sighed "stop apologizing for things like that" He said simply causing me to nod
The man witht he gasoline walked over and started pouring it on the wood we were tied to and the wood below us as he laughed before he walked back over to the woman who was smiling "satan!we return you're filthy creatures!" She announces causing me to huff "cunt" I mumbled as my tail swayed in annoyance "black to the pits of hell!" She continued as he hoisted the torch "may the root of evil remain honored as we continue thines work!" She finished proudly before throwing the torch at our feet causing a large fire to erupt.
I pretended to scream out in pain before laughing, "i-im sorry I can't help it," I said with a smirk. "I mean, are all humans just this stupid?" I asked, looking over at her as she grew confused."w-what!? Why aren't you dying!?" She demanded, causing blitzø to speak up "yeah sorry lady, but your fire doesn't really work on us, but I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard" He teased causing me and millie to laugh
"Oh.. shit," she deadpanned before smirking as she pulled her gun out "well ill just shoot ya in your smart ass mouth," she announced."That would be more effective," blitzø stated. "blitzø!" Millie scolded as the woman raised her gun, causing us to flinch back before we heard her squel as we opened our eyes and saw moxxie shoot her eye out of its socket, causing her to drop dead.
"Moxxie!" Millie cheered."You're not getting your God damn paycheck for this one, Mox, " blitzø scolded as moxxie ran over and started untying us. He caught millie as blitzø and I both fell. "Oh yeah, we're fine!" He announced before he walked over and helped me up, causing me to smile before he walked over to moxxie.
I spotted something in the tree lime, causing me to tense 'shit,' I thought to myself as I spotted one of the incubus that worked for asmodeus disappearing. "Kid let's go!" Blitzø called as I nodded and went through the portal. The moment I stepped through my phone went off causing me to look and see a text from Ozzie 'get your ass home now!' I cringed back before sneaking off and using my crystal to get into ozzies office to see him pacing back and forth before he stopped and looked at me
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!" He yelled as I looked down "WHAT IF YOU HAD GOTTEN HURT!?" He demanded as he started checking me over for injury "YOU PROMISED TO STAU SAFE OUT THERE!" He scolded as I swallowed nervously "i-im sorry oz but the guy snuck up on me, plus they're human what could they do to a guy like me?" I asked trying to lighten the mood earning an unimpressed looks causing me to shrink back "wrong time got it sorry" I mumbled as he sighed "no going to work for a month, call in sick for all I care but you're staying at the bar for awhile" He instructed as I sighed and nodded before walking out
I walked into my room with a sigh as I texted blitzø some lame excuse for me not being able to come in for awhile before falling back onto my bed and curling up 'well this blows' I thought to myself before falling asleep
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A/n: don't worry guys otis will still be in the other episodes besides cherub just not with I.M.P
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the other clown (helluva boss x male oc insert)
Fanfictionwhat if fizzaroli had a younger brother? what if said younger brother was a bit more like blitzø? what if he couldn't choose between the two? follow Otis through his journey as both an assasin and a stars brother.
