Chapter 30: The Ancient Art of Ninja Hide and Seek

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[Episode starts at the lair. Raph spins a pizza box in his hands and opens up the box. His siblings drool at the sight.]]

Raph: Okay, rock paper scissors for the first slice. Me and Mikey are up.

Leo:(whispers to Donnie and Aurora)It's funny how Raph always starts against Mr. Only chooses scissors.

Aurora:(whispers to Leo)And not only that but he does lose too.

Mikey: Oh, not again, How do you do it?

[Raph laughs as he holds up a slice. But then the lights went out and once they turned back on. The pizza lice is missing.]

Raph: Pizza slice gone. Which of you creepoids took it?

[Lights went out again and the whole pizza was gone. They all scream in horror.]

Mikey: The tables eating out pizza!

[They guard the table until they notice the chair move]

Mikey: It's the chair!

[They stood ready to attack until the chair was replaced with Splinter.]

Mikey: Wait pops?

Aurora:Why aren't I not surprised.

Splinter :Yes. And so begins your next lesson.

Leo and Aurora: Let us guess how to starve your enemies to death?

Splinter: No. Today you learn the art of ninja stealth and invisibility, the foundation of every great ninja. Lights off Jitsu.

[Lights go off again and the slice Leo is holding is gone.]

Leo: You could have done this last week when Mikey cooked brussel sprouts.

[They stand behind a billboard in daylight.]

Splinter: You must remain sleek and nimble so no weapons today. After my lessons you will be ready for admission inside Big Mama's Yokai Hotel.

Leo: You know about Big Mama?

Splinter: I have heard stories. Ninja Invisibility number one: keep to the shadows. [hides behind the billboard] Lesson: two blind spots. Use your enemies blind spots to advance across the battlefield. [appears in different spots from the siblings] Lesson 3: be as light as a feather. As quick as a really fast leather. Move quickly and softly. Lesson for slow motion jitsu.

[He slowly moved his tail to Donnie's staff.]

Donnie: Please, like you could possibly sneak up on-[notice his bo is missing] Hey, give me back my tech bo and wallet.

Splinter :Now using your new skills, sneak up on me and attack.

Mikey: Here I come.

Splinter: Ninja tip. Do not announce attack.

Mikey: Roger that. Watch me stick to the shadows baby. Lights off jitsu.

[He claps his hands, but nothing happens.]

Splinter:Really? You think you can turn off the sun? No more fooling around.

Raph: I'll show you fooling around. Light as a feather jitsu activate!

[He started to stop on the roof repeatedly, causing everyone to yelp as it felt like a jackhammer. The water tower broke and they ended up in an alley.]

Splinter: children, you are not kindergartners! Focus. Lesson five:Blending into your environment.

[He throws down a smoke bomb disappearing.]

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