*3rd person pov*
(y/n) is seen driveing his charger to the precinct but stops when he seas a guy dressed as bugs bunny robbie an atm
buggs bunny" come on come on. YES oh pay day baby"
(y/n)" whats up doc"
(one violent ass kicking later)
(y/n)" caught bugs here trying to break into an atm. Guess cartoon logic wasn't on his side"
amy" god Halloween is the worst. everyone is drunk and carrying around a fake gun. and all the girls feel the need to dress sexy"
jake" I know please make them stop"
amy" I passed by a sluty tree here. who wants to dress as a sexy tree"
scully" was it a maple"
jake" was it a maple?"
(y/n)" does that matter?"
Charles then walked in. in costume
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charles" bonjourno bonjourno prity cool stume"
jake" stume"
charles" short for costume"
(y/n)" let me guess. homeless gordon ramsay"
charles" what?"
rosa" dumpy Ron whesaly"
terry" you guys stop it he put a lot of thought into his costume and he's obviously miranda from sex in the city"
Charles" guys. im Mario Batali. molto mario. celebrity chef - "
(y/n)" charles no one watches celebrity chef any more"
criminal" sweet batali costume dude"
charles" thank you! theres a man with impeccable tast"
jake" he bit a guys butt off at a w.n.b.a game"
*timeskip*
amy and Charles have left for there undercover house party mission so I had to spend quality time with jake and the others
jake" all im saying is that i could be a good criminal and none of you could catch me"
(y/n)" yeah we would"
he looked at me
jake" ok how about this. whats the most valuable thing you own?"
(y/n)" my 24 carrot gold 1911"
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officer violent ( yandere brooklyn 99 girls x male reader)
Fanfictiondetective (y/n) (l/n) was recently transferred to the 99th precinct in brooklyn from his home town in kentucky. he is know as officer violent dew to him always beating his perps. as he puts it " stomp out the little sins so they can spread and grow"...
