Death, Cells, Vampires, and Multiversal Shenanigans

A normal day in another world.

This is a "Dead Cells" fanfiction which is a 2D Game I would highly recommend to any masochist- *Cough* err...Hardcore gamer!

But anyway, slight AU and the multiverse travel will be done later when some of the plot of the game is done with.

So don't expect the MC to jump straight into RWBY/Skyrim/Dark Souls/Zelda in the next 10 chapters. Sorry to disappoint.

Not sure if I should categorize this as a crack fic, guess we'll see later how I'll write this.

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It started normally.

Woke up, realized it was the weekend and I didn't have to work today, got up, made myself coffee, and scrolled through TikTok while sipping on it.

And then...

[Robert' O' Burgle: Yo dude, you got a minute?]

My buddy messaged me on Discord.

Robert was a cool dude, I've met him on a multiplayer server on Minecraft 3 years ago and we played with each other ever since.

So I went on Discord and messaged him back.

[SupremeOverlordOfCheese: Yeah. What do you need?]

[Robert' O' Burgle: If you'd get isekai'd to any world you want, and with 3 wishes (No omnipotence, reality-bending, and other nonsense) then what would they be?]

Raising an eyebrow at the weird question, I took a quick sip and thought about it for a moment before responding.

[SupremeOverlordOfCheese: There is this game called "Dead Cells" that I have enjoyed a lot recently, so maybe that universe?

My first wish would be to be immortal just like the player character is. If I die, then I just respawn and get to try again.

My second wish would be to become a Vampire that's completely immune to whatever disease ravaged the island, and also sunlight! And since the game has a crossover with the Castlevania series, it's canonically possible for me to be one.

And my third wish? Well, maybe an in-depth comprehension of Dead Cells alchemy? The cells there can quite literally be forged into weapons and magic abilities! Like, come on dude, that's basically the ability to craft both OP equipment and Skills!]

Nodding satisfactorily at my choices, I sent my reply.

[Robert' O' Burgle: The cells hold only the essence and power of life, the NPC that you give them to only uses them as currency, not forging material. But fuck it, let's say you end up in an AU where they hold the essence of life and creation.]