Finally the last day of school! Sadly I have to back in 3 months.
I run through the halls throwing up papers yelling "SUCK MY COCK!"
"Ms. Gilinsky, the last day not even 2nd period, really?"
"Yes Mrs. Bitchard, really".
"Ugh I'm so done with your shenanigans" she says walking away.
Ha, she didn't even realize I said Bitchard instead of Birchard.
"Ms. Gilinsky are you responsible for this mess?" The principal asks.
"Uh, No?".
"Nice try, my office now".
"Yippie! Can't wait!" I say sarcastically while following her to her office.
"You know the drill" she says as we walk in.
I sit down in a chair upside down and take a mint from one of the many bowls on her desk.
Why does she have so many mints?
Now that I think about I come in here on a regular basis and rarely see anyone else. She must have really bad breath.
"Now, normally I would just give you a detention and be done with it but, since it's the last day and I'm pretty sure you won't even go to detention, I'm sending you home early".
Most kids would be jumping for joy to leave school early, especially me. As much as I would like to leave early, my friends and I have a epic prank planned.
It involves marshmallow shooters.
I kinda need to be here for that.
"Well, as much as I would love to leave this prison early, my mother can't pick me up".
"Ms. Gilinsky, you've tried to steal a PC from the computer lab at 1 in the morning, I'm confident you can find your way home".
That is true, and for the record I totally would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that dumbass janitor.
"You know that if anything happens to me you could be held responsible for letting go off campus without a adult during school hours right?"
I have no idea if that's actually true or not. To be honest she should be worried about something happening to someone else because of me.
"If I didn't know any better, I would think you actually want to stay at school and because you're you, the only reason you would want to stay here is if you had some elaborate prank planned".
"You know me so well, almost to well" I say glaring at her.
"Ms. Gilinsky, please leave before I have Gary escort you off the premise".
"Well then, I know when I'm not wanted" I say over dramatically while fake crying.
She just sighs while shaking her head in I assume disapproval. I walk out of her office for the last time, assuming I don't somehow get in trouble during the 5 minute walk to the front of the school.
"Yo CJ!"
"Wassup" I say turning around to see one of my best friends Dante.
"What are you doing? Remember the plan!"
"Bruh I got sent home early".
"Just stay anyway, no one will know".
"You know I really wanna see Mr. Callahan's face when we pelt him with marshmallows" I say smirking.
"Leggo" he says throwing his arm around my shoulder
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"NOW!"
My friends Dante, Sav, Ty, and I start pelting Mr. Callahan with our marshmallow shooters.
"WHAT THE HELL!"
We laugh our asses off and I see him start walking over to him.
"Yo I'm out" I say running to the front of the school while trying to fix the bandanna tied around my head.
We were supposed to shoot down some other teachers via marshmallow, but I felt like leaving so I bounced.
Now that that's over with, I can go home knowing I left Joseph Kerr Middle School with a bang.
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"MOM I'M HOMEEEEE!"
"What the hell? Why are you home so early?" My mom says.
"Uh minimum day".
"Ok, we both know that's a fricken lie. What did you do?"
"I ran around the halls yelling 'suck my cock' while throwing papers in the air" I say walking into the kitchen
When I walk in I see some teenage boys sitting at the kitchen table, which is weird cause there's like 11 of them and we only have 4 chairs.
Where in the hell did they get the other chairs from?
I'm just gonna ignore them and hope they go away.
"You what!?" My mom says.
"I ran arou-"
"Yeah, I heard you the first time".
"Where are the Oreos?" I ask her looking around.
"I don't know" she says.
"Do any of you know?" I ask turn to the boys with magical chairs
I know I said I would ignore them, but they're obviously not going away as I hoped and I really wanted those Oreos.
"Uh yeah, they're up there" a guy with a bandanna on says pointing to the the top of the fridge.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" I say.
I'm only 5'1 and I can't exactly reach the top of the fridge without possibly falling off the counter. I did have a step-stool but I broke it while trying to build a tower to jump in the pool off of.
I would ask my mom but she like disappeared or some shit. Well I'm fucked.
"Hmm"
Looking around the kitchen, I go to the pantry and grab and bag of chips. I chuck it at the box of Oreos and the chips land right next to it.
"Dammit" I mutter going back to the pantry.
Grabbing a can of some sort of soup, I chuck it at the box. It hits the cabinet right above the box and pretty much explodes all over the cabinet.
I definitely won't be cleaning that up later.
"Fucking hell" I mumble
Yet again I go into the pantry and grab a box of Ritz crackers. I chuck it and this time it hits the Oreos and the chips.
"YES! FINALLY!" I yell
I put the chips back and by putting the chips back I mean chucking them and hope they land somewhere close to the pantry.
I grab the Oreos and sit cross-legged on the island facing the table.
"Aren't you gonna clean that up?" One of them asks referring to the soup explosion.
"Nah, I'm good".
"You're seriously just gonna leave it there?"
"Yup, not my problem" I say stuffing my face with Oreos.
An awkward silence comes over us other than the sound of my Oreo eating.
"I have two questions for you all" I say breaking the silence.
"Ok, shoot" one of them says.
"Ok, #1 Who are you? and #2 Where did you get all those chairs from?"
"You seriously don't know who I am?" One of them asks looking hurt.
"Duh, that's why I asked" I say.
"I'm your brother".
