Right now i'm in the Best Buy getting my phone replaced.
Why you may ask?
Ty had it and something happened in Mean Girls and he threw out the fucking window in frustration.
That Mean Girls loving son of a bitch.
Thank god I have the insurance on my phone or else I would've been fucked.
Correction, Ty would've been fucked.
Dante's brother Nick drove us to the mall where Best Buy is and is now 'whore hunting' as he puts it, outside of Victoria's Secret.
Yeah, he's a fuckboy.
Thanks to Ty's dumbassery we are now talking to a worker that doesn't know shit at 10 p.m.
"Ok so what's your last name again?"
"Gilinsky"
"How is that spelled?"
"G-i-l-i-n-s-k-y, sound it out. It's not that difficult."
"So G-o-n-i-n-s-k-y?"
"What no, that's not even close!?"
"Ok, so G- Wait, Gilinsky as in Jack Gilinsky?"
"Yes, that idiot is my brother, back to the phone-"
"Is that him?" She says excitedly pointing to Dante.
"Yes, yes it is" Dante cuts in smiling.
"OH MY GOD CAN I HAVE A PICTURE!" the worker squeals while hugging him.
"Of course you can!" Dante says taking a picture with her.
"I'm SO posting this on Twitter!"
"Yeah, you do that" I say sarcastically.
Wonder how she's gonna react when she figures out it wasn't Jack she took a picture with, just a horny fourteen year-old boy.
"Back to the phone, G-i-o-"
"No, l"
"So o?"
"Can't you just give me the phone since it's quite obvious you're a illiterate dumbass?"
"Hey! My ass is not dumb!"
It may not be, but you are.
"Hey Kelsey! How bout you go rearrange the phone cases" another worker says walking up to us.
"Ok, bye Jack Gilinsky!" she says skipping away.
"Sorry about her, what's your last name again?" The worker asks.
"Gilinsky"
"Alrighty" he says typing away on the computer.
Alrighty? Who says that?
"Here's your replacement phone. All of your contacts, apps, and music has been transferred on there. Have a nice day" The worker says handing me the phone.
"Thanks" I say turning my phone on.
Missed calls and texts are now blowing up my phone.
I am seriously considering throwing this phone out the fucking window.
Hayes the idiot
CJ come home NOW!
Please?
Are you ignoring me?
I have a feeling your ignoring me
I'll just spam you until you respond
