tommyinnit oneshots

thirdwheel (or maybe not)

This was a Caleb with Hextris, say thank you to them because they gave the idea but I did switch some of the words and sentences to fit it but yes they gave the idea and did alot! Again say thank you to them because they helped and also did it too.

Nobody's POV:
Tommy decided after so much pestering from tubbo and ranboo and while he got puppy eyes from Micheal to, is that he would live with the _beloveds.

He's been living there for a few days now and he's gotta admit, it's been nice and cozy with them. Tommy still feels paranoid but it's eased while he was there. Tommy noticed that tubbo and ranboo have been busy and working more than normal so he suggested they all have a days worth of fun together, no work just spending time as a family.

He was starting to regret it now. Tommy was holding Michael in his lap as they both cry very, very dramatically, the reason well, tubbo suggested they have a picnic together and they all agreed to it.

Tubbo and ranboo have been feeding each other food disgustingly lovely, it was gross in both Tommy's and Michaels opinion.

"Here you go dear husband of mine~"-tubbo said holding a fork with a little cake on it.

"Thank you my little goat husband~!"- ranboo said with a smile and than ate it.

Tommy just watched with a disgusted face while he covered Michaels eyes, well eye, for him to not see what's in front of him.

Ranboo kissed tubbos hand and picked him up so they were both standing. Ranboo put his hand on tubbos hip and hand in hand while tubbo put his other hand on Ranboo's shoulder(who had to bend down a little) they both started to dance and look at each other like they were the only people alive in the world.

"You seeing this big M?"- tommy asked with his mouth hanging down.

"Ye'!"- Michael said while squealing(a pig noise)

"Are we like invisible right now to them?"- tommy blinked rapidly.

"Nu!"- michael said doubtfully, not even believing himself as he looked at his hands.

Tommy and Michael both looked at each other and than tubbo and ranboo multiple times with their mouth wide open like their trying to catch flys.

"Yo' 'ee 'e un'le mimi?"- Michael now looking at tommy asked with a dramatic pout on his face.

"Yeah I see you, you see me big M??"- tommy said looking at Michael with wide eyes and fake dramatic tears.

"Y'ah!"- Michael said looking tommy right in the eyes than back at the other two.

Tubbo and ranboo both danced in their own world like they were alone.

It was now mid day and tommy was still holding Michael, they were trailing behind the other two like, looking like kicked puppies just following tubbo and ranboo who were walking holding hands lovingly together, it was gross in tommy and Michaels opinion.

Michael and Tommy look at ranboo and tubbo disgustingly.

"Bee, boo' s'oooop!"
Michael grumbles while Ranboo chuckles.

"I don't see what the problem is Micky?"Ranboo teases with a grin.

"Do you get annoyed when I do..this!!"

Ranboo kisses tubbo on the cheek cause him to blush(platonically, he's embarrassed)

tommy gags

"Eeeeewwwww!" Tommy yelled while tubbo shrugged and looked in Ranboo's eyes "lovingly"(again platonically)

"Hello my enderman love~" tubbo says very "flirtatiously"(again, platonically)

"Hello my lovely goat boy~" ranboo replied very teasingly and sarcastic.

Tommy fake sobs in his hands while Michael yelled "S'aaaaap!" While also trying to calm tommy down thinking he was actually crying.

"Big M, I don't think I'm going to make it!" Tommy says very dramatically while Michael whines.

"Look what you did!" He shouted at ranboo and tubbo.

"Oh shoosh, one day you're gonna act like this when YOU'RE married Micky" said ranboo while chuckling at tommy and Michaels behavior.
"G'oss, i' I ha'e to do 'hat 'hen I' never ge'ing married!"(gross if i have to do that then im never getting married)

Tommy stopped fake sobbing and looked at Michael with a proud smile

"Don't worry big M, you don't ever have to get married like you dumb dads, they got married for tax benefits anyways, also can I join in on the whole marriage thing, I don't want tax!" Tommy says with a cheeky grin while also being a little serious(again platonically, he only wants to get married to them because tax and to be married best friends, he thinks that's a flex for some reason)

Tubbo laughed but still said "yes", wanting his #1 best friend in the world to always be with him(platonically 🙂)

Michael looked back and fourth from his dad's and tommy again and again with a "are you serious" face.

Michael loves his uncle mimi a lot but if his dad's act like that with his mimi than he's going to scream at someone. Michael looked at tommy and hugged his tight to make sure that his dad's couldn't get to him at all.

"Nu! Min'!" Michael yelled at his father's, this was his mimi(like platonically people, mother and son)

Everyone (besides Michael, because he was serious, his mimi) laughed and they all laid down to take a nap as a family.

Michael was happy with his mimi now part of the family while tommy was also happy, happy that he now had a reason to wake up in the morning and what to come back to when he comes home.

Tubbo and ranboo was happy that tommy was now asking to be in the platonic marriage with them, they felt over joyed with this, they already had a ring for him as well because they were already planning to propose to him, all they needed to do now was for puffy to actually marry them all together and maybe invite people as well because they both know that tommy is going to make this look like a real wedding(just no kissing, obviously) but both tubbo and Michael, maybe ranboo will make tommy wear a dress when he walks down the isle, he would have to make it though, because he knows how to sew(he made the clothes that tubbo, Michael, tommy himself and sometimes ranboo wears)

It was going to be a good life for tommy now, his healing arc has finally arrived, and he's going to do anything in his power it stays, even if it means killing others for it(he won't kill his family obviously, he's going to kill the green Teletubby looking fuck)

Anyways bye loves, have a good day/night/afternoon, remember this was a Caleb with Hextris!

Love you all sweethearts ♥️♥️♥️♥️