A few incorrect quotes

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Meme: "Hey, Tbh, I may have set a Baskin-Robins on fire."
Tbh: "Alright."
Meme: "And I may have used your lighter..."
Tbh: "MEME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG IS YOU-"

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Hater: "You'll never get any women."
Socks: "Alright, I don't care."
Hater: "What do you mean you don't care?"
Socks: "It's because I only like MEN."

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Tbh: "Uhm, Socks. The aquarium we went to yesterday gave me an email and they told me you are permanently banned from ever going there."
Socks: "WHAT?? What did I do???"
Tbh: "You were playing smash or pass about the fish, in front of children."
Socks: "Well children have to learn someday."

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Joocie: *Takes a sip of tea and smacks lips*
Joocie: "Today's topic: SLAVERY."

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Meme's Mom: "WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!!"
Young Meme: "You told me to bring my grades up."
Meme's Mom: *Takes a moment to think* "I did say that, let me see 😄"

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Meme: "I met Medz in the back of a 7/11 as he was eating a Mystery Slushy."
Medz: "Wait- that's not how we met..."
Meme: "..."
Meme: "Shut the fuck up."

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Meme: "So, Nadwe, you think you slept with my mom?"
Nadwe: "Multiple times."
Meme: "Okay, then. What color are her eyes?"
Nadwe: "Beautiful brown."
Meme: "... my mom is fucking blind."
Nadwe: "..."
Meme: "Go to hell."

That's all for now, I will make more soon, so yeah!

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