Medz: "If you ever see that a child has better talent than you, remember you can punt that child thousands of miles away."
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Meme: *Choking*
TBVG: "SOMEONE CALL 911!"
Medz: "WHAT'S THE NUMBER???!!"
Meme: *Stops choking at looks up at Medz* "Seriously, what's the number??"
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Socks: "What time is it?"
Medz: "Don't worry, I know how to tell the time." *Grabs saxophone*
Medz: *Starts playing the saxophone horribly and out of tune*
Meme: *Opens the door to his room* "WHO IN THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING???!!!"
Medz: "It's 4 AM."
Socks: "Thanks."
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Oof: "Scientifically, atoms don't and will never actually touch, according to my calculations."
Oof: "So, your honor, I did not kick that child multiple times on the head."
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Worker: "Could Mr. Laff Verdugo come to the front please?"
Laff: *Goes over to the front* "What's going on?"
Worker: "I think you lost these two." *Points at Meme and Tbh*
Meme and Tbh: "We kind of got lost."
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Nadwe after getting his driver's license: *Pushes the brakes and the gas pump at the same time*
Car: *Takes a screenshot*
Nadwe: "What the f-"
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Therapist: "What would you do if you saw a lonely child?"
Socks: "Dropkick it- I mean, find their parents and give the child to the parents. 😁👍"
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Laff: "You know that subscription you have?"
Woolfster: "I think so, yeah."
Laff: *Grabs gun* "Well, I'm about to cancel your subscription."
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Meme: "My Face ID doesn't even recognize me."
Joocie: "The same thing happens to me."
Medz, who doesn't face a phone ID at all: "Hah, that's because you're both ugly." *Flips non-existing hair and walks away dramatically*
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SocksFor1 Headcanons (newer version)
General FictionAs you can see my old Headcanons book had been discontinued, that's because I'm making a new, better version! Get ready because I'll be making more SockSMP-related books soon!
