Wally The Anteater (True Story)

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Hello! My name is Wally.

I'm an Anteater.

I live a very interest live with my friends Gertrude and Jermane. I sorta have a thing for Gertrude. I can't stop staring at her when she eats ants. YUMMMM! Jermane is my, how you say, "homie". I go to HollaBack Highschool. The teachers are such freaks and they like killing my spirt. Ms. Dinosaur is an old hag who likes to rip peoples souls out of their bodies.

You'll never know what you'll find at this place.

Jermane: "YOOOOOOOOOOOO DAWG!!!!!! I NEED YOU TO COME TO THE CLUB WITH MEEEE!", he yells as I was finishing eating my delicious dinner.

Wally: "what...are...you...doing...in...my....house....JERMANE!?!?!?!"

Jermane: "you know.......stufff......LET'S GET CRUNCKED!!!!!!"

Will I go to the club? Will I get "cruncked"? Will Jermane ever put on pants? Will I ever see Gertrude without pants?....if you know what i mean....

STAY TUNEDDDDD!!!!!!! :D

-LemonsandCrunchyIce (Wally)

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 23, 2013 ⏰

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