A Day in the life of (y/n) Parker

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The same kid is sitting at a table, reading the newspaper. A voice from upstairs is heard

???: (y/n)!

(y/n:) Yeah, aunt May?

May: Hurry up! You're going to be late for school!

(y/n:) oh, right. (This means thoughts, btw.)

(y/n) quickly grabs his things and leaves.

(y/n) doesn't go to Deku's school, btw.

The moment (y/n) walks into his classroom, a paper ball is thrown at his head.

(y/n:) I could've dodged that. What the hell, spidey sense?!

He walks over to his seat and relaxes in his chair. Class starts, but (y/n) doesn't really care. He's already smarter than his teacher.

(y/n:) you readers must be pretty confused about everything. Especially about me talking to you people when I'm not supposed to. Let me explain what's going on, who I am, and what I'm planning. My name is (y/n) Parker. I live in a world where 80% of the population have powers called "Quirks." The other 20 don't get any cool power or ability. Those who do, either become a hero or a villain. I'm one of the unlucky people. I don't have a Quirk. Don't you be a smart-ass and say "bUT I sAw tHaT YOu sWUnG frOm a bUiLdING!" Shut up. I did. But that's not my Quirk. It was weird. I got by by a spider and my body did weird things. I could stick to walls, I was stronger than usual, I could run fast, I could shoot webs from my wrist, and I can sense any danger. As for what's gonna happen, a whole lot of vigilantism and shenanigans. Maybe some breaking and entering.

The boy is pulled from his thoughts as a loud voice speaks to him.

Teacher: Parker! Stop daydreaming and answer the question!

(y/n:) huh? Oh, sorry, sir! What was the question?

Teacher: What is the formula for slope?

(y/n:) that's simple enough.

(y/n:) it's y=mx+b, sir.

Teacher: correct.

(y/n:)  that's about it. You know everything you need to.

Timeskip to the end of the school day.

(y/n) is seen walking through the streets of Musutafu with his backpack. His expression shows how bored he is.

(y/n:) Is it possible for anything interesting or exciting to happen?

An explosion is heard in the distance.

(y/n:) I think I just jinxed myself.

He quickly runs into an alleyway and drops his backpack on the floor. He begins searching through it and pulls out his homemade costume. (Y'all know which one. If you somehow forgot, go back to the bio page.)

(y/n) climbs to the top of a building and jumps off. He swings his way over to the source of the explosion.

(y/n:) I can finally see how my spider powers do in combat!

He gets to close to the noise and sees what's going on. A weird sludge thing is holding a blonde kid hostage. The blonde kid is blowing stuff up, trying to get the sludge thing to let go.

(y/n:) This should be easy...I hope.

He jumps down when suddenly, a backpack hits him on the head.

(y/n:) What the?!

A kid with messy green hair was running into the scene. The backpack was meant to hit the sludge thing, and not (y/n.)

???: Sorry!

The green haired kid was gonna keep running, until he tripped.

???: W-What?!

A bit of web was on his shoes, stopping him from running any further.

(y/n:) Sorry 'bout that! I can't have you getting hurt!

As soon as (y/n) stopped talking to the green haired guy, he looked up and saw a couple pro heroes looking at him and helping trying to stop the situation.
(y/n) ran to the sludge monster with his fist clenched and reeled back.

(y/n:) Take this!

(Bro, I cringed when I wrote that. 😭)

The punch did nothing.

(y/n:) W-What?!

Sludge thing: Did you really think that would work? Cackles You can't attack a liquid!

(y/n:) I'm fucked.

This was it. (y/n) couldn't do anything. Until (y/n)'s spidey sense went off like crazy. He shot a line of web at a nearby building and held on to it for dear life.

???: DETROOOOOIIIIIIITTTT SMAAAAAAAASSHHH!

A wind that could be compared to 100 tornadoes came and lifted (y/n) off his feet and sent the sludge villain flying. Thanks to (y/n)'s web line, he hung on and stayed in the city.

(y/n:) AAAAAAAGGGHHH!

The wind died down and it started to rain. (y/n) looked at the guy who threw made the wind and found out that it was the Number one Pro Hero: All Might.

(y/n:) I better get outta here before the pros starts asking questions. And before I get arrested.

And just like that, he swings off. His identity safe, and nobody harmed...hopefully.





Hey there, (a/n) here. I'm gonna add little funny bits at the end of each chapter just for giggles.

(y/n) is seen watching the news. There's an angry guy with a mustache ranting about the new Spider-Vigilante.

Angry dude: Clearly, this isn't a pro hero! Why does this guy think he can just take the law into his own hands and do whatever he wants! If the Spider-Vigilante is watching this, stop it now or you WILL  be arrested by the pro heroes, you MENACE!

(y/n:) I don't like the name "Spider-Vigilante." I think I'll gear it changed to...Spider-Man!

He said that pretty loud.

May: What did you say, (y/n?)

(y/n:) Nothing, aunt May!

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