Arrival to the Torture Room

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TanjiroT: O!

TanjiroT: Where am I?

Welcome, Tanjiro...to "The White Space"...

TanjiroT: Author! Where the ever-loving god did you bring me?!

I just said it dumba*s...

TanjiroT: What the f*ck? This white room reminds me of the CIA torture technique.

Basically...

TanjiroT: Bruh...what did do to deserve this...

You've caused too much chaos in the studio...

TanjiroT: Hey hey! It's called "a little bit of trolling".

Mf, you literally put an entire fish inside Minato's pizza.

TanjiroT: Just as I said, a little bit of trolling.

I've been getting complaints from everyone that you're too unhinged and you need to be brought down to a certain level of...

Tanjiro starts zooming around the area 

Exactly...

TanjiroT: Really? Everyone?

YES! You are literally the equivalent of Mario in SMG4! Only except...you're a bit smarter than him...

TanjiroT: The f*ck?! Only a "bit"?!

I swear to god...instead of solving an argument between Lorenzo and Inosuke, you managed to escalate it further, resulting in thousands of f*cking dollars in equipment!

TanjiroT: Hey! How was I supposed to know the two idiots were playing Mario Party, and Lorenzo gave Inosuke a cursed dice, which caused him to lose a star?!

My guy, you could literally just ask!

TanjiroT: Ok! You can't blame me! My brain was not braining at the time, so I didn't think of that response!

You are supposed to be the smartest god dam character in the entire series!

TanjiroT: Can't pull all the pressure on me! It's too much!

How is that even an excuse?! You're literally an EIA agent who is built to handle stress! I swear to god...

TanjiroT: I...well...f*ck you!

F*ck you too buddy!

Ok, this is where you'll spend the next few hours between chapters to help entertain the readers while I make the next chapter.

TanjiroT: Hours?! It takes you days to make one chapter?! Not to mention, the next chapter is taking weeks to complete! Are you saying that I'll spend the entire time it takes you to publish these chapters here?! 

Yep!

TanjiroT: *Inhale* FU-

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Technical Difficulties


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TanjiroT: Ok...so what do I do here?

So basically the readers give you something to say and you'll have to do it...or I will give you a prompt...

TanjiroT: Seriously? You?

And the readers, I swear to god, I'm not using ChatGPT for this, I want to be creative...

TanjiroT: I think ChatGPT may come in clutch.

Shut up...anyway, for those reading this chapter, go ahead and give us some suggestions to get us started, I already have some ideas on what to do, but I'm curious about what you guys would come up with!

TanjiroT: Yay...forcing me to do things that I didn't consent to...

You're 17 buddy, you ain't at the age of consent yet.

TanjiroT: F*ck.










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