Alright! First episode...
Tanjiro: Great...so what do I do?
Didn't I explain this to you last time?
Tanjiro: You didn't specify dipshit!
Bruh! Ok, I'll give it to you more in-depth: For every episode we do, you'll receive a prompt which is just what today's topic is about, it's more or less a few words long and it doesn't take five brain cells to decipher.
Tanjiro: Is that it?
Basically!
Tanjiro: Could've just said that at the f*cking beginning, dumba*s!
Bro, I thought you had an IQ high enough to figure out what the f*ck is going on!
Tanjiro: Can't expect me to know everything.
I-ok...fair point...we'll leave that for a future conversation...
Tanjiro: W-what do you mean?
Nothing! Just do the episode...
Tanjiro: Fine! What's the dam prompt?
A heavenly light shines on Tanjiro and a piece of paper slowly levitates down, toward Tanjiro's hand while a chorus sings in the background.
Tanjiro: *Looking around* Da fuq? Where'd the voices come from?
Tanjiro: Author? Author!
Tanjiro: Bruh...left again!
Tanjiro: Ok...what does it say...
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Tanjiro: OHOHOHOHOOO, STARTING OFF WITH A BANG!
Tanjiro: I f*cking know this subreddit! Oh god! This is going to be great!
Tanjiro: Ok! How do I...
Another heavenly light opens up on Tanjiro and a remote starts descending onto his hand while another chorus plays in the background.
Tanjiro: *Looking around again* I swear to god, am I schizophrenic? Where the hell are the voices coming from?
Tanjiro: Ok...anyways, first photo!
*Boom*
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*Technical Difficulties*
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Tanjiro: Ok...so apparently...I accidentally pressed the "self-destruct" button, lord knows why a f*cking remote control has a self-destruct button, but I got the manual here, and I think I know how to use it...
Tanjiro: So if I press this...it should work...
*Beep*
Tanjiro: There we go!
Tanjiro: Also, an AI-related f*ck up! Great! Just what we needed!
Tanjiro: Ah yes! It seems that the poor AI has misunderstood the instructions!
No shit.
Tanjiro: Wh-huh?! Where were you?! I was stuck for 20 f*cking minutes learning how to use a dam remote! Where were you when you could've just told me?!
Ope! That's my cue to f*ck off!
Tanjiro: NO! GET BACK HERE YOU B*TCHA*S MOTHERF*CKER!
Tanjiro: God dammit...he's gone...Tanjiro: Also, I just realized the AI's name...
Tanjiro: *In a Dr. Doofenshmirtz accent* PARRY THE PLATYPUS! HOW COULD YOU SEE THROUGH MY WELL-ELABORATED SCHEME TO TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA WITH THE Uhhh...uhh....
Tanjiro: F*CKOFF-INATOR!
Tanjiro: Ahahah...ha...
Tanjiro: Ok, next one, great start by the way.
*Beep*
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Tanjiro T. Does Random Shit
HumorYeh... Basically, it's just Tanjiro T. from my main novel doing random things such as skits, reactions, and other things... I was forced to do this because he's becoming a bit of a problem backstage while I make new chapters, I gave him too much pow...