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Alright! First episode...

Tanjiro: Great...so what do I do?

Didn't I explain this to you last time?

Tanjiro: You didn't specify dipshit!

Bruh! Ok, I'll give it to you more in-depth: For every episode we do, you'll receive a prompt which is just what today's topic is about, it's more or less a few words long and it doesn't take five brain cells to decipher.

Tanjiro: Is that it?

Basically!

Tanjiro: Could've just said that at the f*cking beginning, dumba*s!

Bro, I thought you had an IQ high enough to figure out what the f*ck is going on!

Tanjiro: Can't expect me to know everything.

I-ok...fair point...we'll leave that for a future conversation...

Tanjiro: W-what do you mean?

Nothing! Just do the episode...

Tanjiro: Fine! What's the dam prompt?


A heavenly light shines on Tanjiro and a piece of paper slowly levitates down, toward Tanjiro's hand while a chorus sings in the background.


Tanjiro: *Looking around* Da fuq? Where'd the voices come from?

Tanjiro: Author? Author!

Tanjiro: Bruh...left again!

Tanjiro: Ok...what does it say...


.

Tanjiro: OHOHOHOHOOO, STARTING OFF WITH A BANG!

Tanjiro: I f*cking know this subreddit! Oh god! This is going to be great!

Tanjiro: Ok! How do I...


Another heavenly light opens up on Tanjiro and a remote starts descending onto his hand while another chorus plays in the background.


Tanjiro: *Looking around again* I swear to god, am I schizophrenic? Where the hell are the voices coming from?

Tanjiro: Ok...anyways, first photo!

*Boom*

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*Technical Difficulties*


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Tanjiro: Ok...so apparently...I accidentally pressed the "self-destruct" button, lord knows why a f*cking remote control has a self-destruct button, but I got the manual here, and I think I know how to use it...

Tanjiro: So if I press this...it should work...

*Beep*

Tanjiro: There we go! Tanjiro: Also, an AI-related f*ck up! Great! Just what we needed!Tanjiro: Ah yes! It seems that the poor AI has misunderstood the instructions!No shit

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Tanjiro: There we go!

Tanjiro: Also, an AI-related f*ck up! Great! Just what we needed!

Tanjiro: Ah yes! It seems that the poor AI has misunderstood the instructions!


No shit.

Tanjiro: Wh-huh?! Where were you?! I was stuck for 20 f*cking minutes learning how to use a dam remote! Where were you when you could've just told me?!

Ope! That's my cue to f*ck off!

Tanjiro: NO! GET BACK HERE YOU B*TCHA*S MOTHERF*CKER!

Tanjiro: God dammit...he's gone...

Tanjiro: Also, I just realized the AI's name...

Tanjiro: *In a Dr. Doofenshmirtz accent* PARRY THE PLATYPUS! HOW COULD YOU SEE THROUGH MY WELL-ELABORATED SCHEME TO TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA WITH THE Uhhh...uhh....

Tanjiro: F*CKOFF-INATOR!

Tanjiro: Ahahah...ha...

Tanjiro: Ok, next one, great start by the way.

*Beep*

*Beep*

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