Monster Hunter (MonsterGirl Guide Version)

Almudron

Almudron

Class: Leviathan

Threat level: Moderate

Romance Difficulty: Low Prolonged

Strong Element: water

Weak Element: Fire/Ice

Distinguishing Characteristics: A Lithe body yet thick child bearing hips of a MILF. Their topsides go from black to very light gray down while their belly colors transition from light orange to deep orange. Their tits are simply C cups relative to their 7.5 ft bodies. Their specialized feather tails are especially long with their tips at the end to hold great globs of mud thanks to their acidic residue. And golden mud. (They also have cute orange whiskers!)

Weapons: Crushing jaws, burrowing capabilities, mud slinging, powerful tail and limbs, and classic body rolls.

Ailments: Mudblight/waterblight

Habitat: They prefer mountainous regions filled with mud.

Diet: Almudron Girls primarily consume any monster foolish enough to stay on their territory for two long. They particularly like Gajau.

Behavior: Grumpy and territorial leviathans that prefer to be left alone to bathe in their mud. One of those monsters that has a fondness of mud wrestling though…

How to Approach and Seduce: (Almudron Girls are naturally aggressive as opposed to their Mizutsune relatives. They only like two things: food and their mud. So, you, good hunter, will have to appeal to that. You're gonna need juicy pieces of raw meat, Gajau being the best pick, and only yourself slathered in mud. You heard me.

Now, go out into the middle of a nice muddy field. Take it slow and creep into the center, making sure not to arouse any suspicion as you're gonna arouse a hot monster. Place down the meat and wait. Once that "Dirty Mizutsune") that's a slur to them by the way (is out, please pounce on her and ride her hard. Wrestle her down like your one of those hillbillies of the North! Once she's tuckered out and pinned, give her that sloppy toppy.

Get ready too, because those thicker than average hips are not just for show. You will absolutely find yourself smothered in great big monster ass if they're atop of you or outright riding that fat budonk.

Monsters like Almudron need to be fucked and out wrestled to gain any form of respect from them. They won't give you the time of day otherwise. Just make sure you don't lose the edge or else she'll pin you. And that could lead to two things: you in the hospital or you getting fuck then tossed, missing the second aspect of this fun ordeal.)

Romance: Almudron are rather grumpy monster girls. They're the "Grumpy lady easily tired of your shit" type. During the first stages, they'll want you to leave 'em for the most part. But, you will be allowed within their territory and that's a huge milestone.

At first it'll be small stuff like handjobs, cuddling nude in the mud, and eating together. They'll begrudgingly get more used to you and the tender feelings will grow with them. After increasingly raunchy fuckery and intense mud days, you'll have a classic tsundere lover with a heart of gold at your side.

And sex with them is a pretty lovely ordeal. A fat butt with a capital F, a super wet cunny, and kisses that honestly tickle. And they're blowjob skills are top notch thanks to those wet lips.

(These girls may have a shell much harder than the mud they ironically sling, but like a grumpy milf, they'll back you up as well as keep you in check.

They're favorite type of sex is muddy and messy, so be ready for that. Be also ready to spend a lot of time stalking too, as that's their favorite method of hunting.

But if a mud slinging grumpy gal with a rough and wet sex life is for you, than this is your monster girl. Have a shower ready all the time if you're a clean freak.)

Hardcores: None.

Subspecies: Magma Almudron. These bad girls have fatter asses and are much more difficult to manage. You can't go wrestling magma. What you can do is hit them with intense frost then wrestle them before they end up back in the magma.

After that, the same rules apply, but you just have to be careful of their early accidental magma slinging tendencies. They'll eventually get better at it. Just be ready for the sex to way more… steamy, if you will.

Overall: Grumpy and Grouchy, muddy and wild.