Monster Hunter (MonsterGirl Guide Version)

Lao-shan Lung

Lao-Shan Lung

Class: Elder Dragon

Threat level: Low High

Romance Difficulty: Very Prolonged

Strong Element: None

Weak Element: Dragon

Distinguishing Characteristics: First, they are huge. 16 foot heavy hitters with soft yet matronly features. GMilfs of the monster world with great assets that range from D to G cups with motherly child breaking hips. They are covered in dark red plates with a soft tan underbelly with great horns atop their heads. And said underbelly's are on the chubbier side of monsters.

Weapons: Body Mass, Claws, Roar, tremors, and jaws.

Ailments: None(… Flattened).

Habitat: High in the mountains and volcanic regions.

Diet: Minerals and precious stones. They were carnivorous when they were younger, but only a little.

Behavior: Of all Elder Dragons, the Lao-Shan Lung is one of the most easy going. At least to people individually. They are a massive threat to towns and fortifications. Anything set along their cut and clear path. They're not territorial, just very much aware how much mass they have in their bodies. More so than many hunters think until they encounter their power first hand.

When they move from their long hibernations, it's very slow and meticulous. They go where they want to and take their sweet time doing so. They have no concept of limits on themselves. Only moving where they want and need to. And, until riled, they're quite sleepy in the beginning, but nowhere near the levels of an old world Espinas.

While they're simply one of the more tanky Elder Dragons, they're one of the less dangerous. They're known for active maliciousness, just accidental destruction and a lack of care. Unless directly attacked, they're one of the more "gentle" (emphasis on quotation marks here) elder dragon girls.

How to Approach and Seduce: The thing about Lao Shan Lung girls is they're very rough and coarse, with a soft underbelly. And naturally you have to rush up to her and pet her until she yields. That's right, it sounds simple enough. Until you realize you're running up on an oblivious elder dragon girl. And that's if she is feeling nice.

You'll know she's coming once you feel her rumbling stomps coming from whatever fog she's emerging from and prepare yourself. Once she's in range, it's time to hop aboard and start patting away at her scales. It's all about making her feel good. But you have to be an expert Petter to get the job done.

If you're basically just clinging on to her like a barnacle, you may as well just call it in. And move before she accidentally flattens you like a pancake.

But, keep going until she starts purring and locks eyes on you. Once she starts petting you back, it's foreplay time. You just gotta suck on those tiddies, cuddle, snuggle, make out, and make it out, because they're fond of literally rolling around in the hay so to speak.

The real reason for their danger is their use of mass during sex, even after their "taming") Please note that no matter what, monster girls are never tamed. A wild gal is a wild gal, end of story. (And your job is to keep the fun going and not die in the process. And this is a long process.

Now you can use sex to speed things up, but for this, foreplay is absolutely necessary. They're more cuddly than fuckable. Well, they're more into cuddling. Like I said, one of the more gentle types.

Anyway, after a long time of that, your job is to stuff the Gypceros like it's the eve of gratefulness. And make her cum, which is quite easy to do if you got her prepped right. Just for the love of the gods, don't let her go cowgirl on your first time. Trust me.

You'll know you're done fucking her when she stands up straight with a goofy smile on your face and you gotta yell Timber.

Romance: Lao-Shan Lung girls are psychically slow, but mentally quite adept thinkers despite their bulk. They're the tortoise to your rabbit. Or the bigger tortoise to your turtle. Either way, they take their time in all things, running, fighting, or fucking.

Still, Lao-Shan Lung are not the most mobile monsters and you shouldn't expect them to be. But that doesn't mean they're unreliable. They're that large quiet woman you can count on in a pickle.

The love making is slow, soft, and tender. At later stages, you can even have them ride your cock or face without any form of trouble. Until then, enjoy basically riding ass and getting a big sloppy blow from a monster girl who's had a lot of time to practice her craft.

Afterwards, feel free to snuggle against one of the largest ladies you could ever hope to meet. Just be careful she doesn't smother you in bed, that happens more times than you think it can. But don't worry, she's a giant, but she'll be gentle for you.

And in hunts obstacles will be an absolute thing of the past.

Hardcores: None.

Subspecies: Ashen Lao-Shan Lung basically just discolored Lao-Shan Lung that are somewhat stronger, but weak to firelight. Bring a cool drink.

Overall: We love giant wingless dragon chicks.