Mo Dao Zu Shi | The Untamed - Male! Reader

☁️ AI: CHPT NINE ☁️

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[He/ Him POV]

(Y/N)'s eyes flicked between the two in utter confusion only for the two to stare back at him with firm expressions, he wondered what he woke up to. Actually, a better question, what was he doing here? And why does his back hurt?

He reluctantly looked away from the two future love birds to see where he was. White pebbles clinked together under his shoes, a large stone with engravings and more buildings, he was able to identify he was still in Cloud Recesses. But why on earth was he further in?

"A-(Y/N), would you believe these are all rules?" Wuxian pointed at the large stone, his face was in absolute disbelief. (Y/N) on the other hand just stared at him for a moment, trying to comprehend what was even happening, to him it felt like that one nap he accidentally took at lunch and woke up at 8pm. Instead of being told why he didn't do the dishes, he is being told to look at a talking rock.
Wuxian only received a series of incoherent responses, "The jam doughnut said you have rizz."

"What?" Wuxian tilted his head in utter confusion. Lan Wangji also gave him a look of concern, did he hurt his head when they fell?

"The Microwave!" (Y/N) explained as if he was making more sense, "Dr Rabbit is mad he couldn't meet the criteria for the bus driver, now he can't walk his fish."

Lan Wangji and Wuxian stared at the teen, before the latter decided to say something, "A-(Y/N), you should go back to sleep. Or maybe a doctor?"

"Pineapples are refined."

(Y/N) was fully conscious and knew what he was doing, it was something he did to his cousins whenever they woke up to early to make them think they needed more sleep. It worked like 95% of the time.
The horrified expressions on their faces made him continue his inside joke, it was a miracle he didn't break out laughing but he was most likely going to seem crazy. Wuxian approached his good friend and rubbed (Y/N)'s back, hoping it will sooth whatever is happening.

"Since you came for the lecture," Lan Wangji spoke, looking at (Y/N) with concerns but Wuxian with a frown, "let's count how many principles you have violated tonight."

Wuxian clicked his tongue looked down with a pout before speaking.

"Well, I am very fortunate that I wasn't born into a stiff and horrible Lan Clan of Gusu," Wuxian scrunched his face in annoyance.

"A-Xian!" (Y/N) turned to his friend in horror and disappointment, "Apologise! Now!"

"A-(Y/N)! You're better~" He smiled, patting his friend's shoulder.

"Wei Wuxian," (Y/N)'s eyes narrowed, unhappy how the teen was acting. Just because they were friends doesn't mean he gets a pass for being disrespectful, "You should respect the rules of other clans, no matter how many there are!"

The infamous black haired teen pouted, not happy with the scolding he was receiving and a mischievous glint in his eyes caught (Y/N) off guard. His friend leaped up on to the roof, one leg dangled off the centre beam with the Emperor's Smile in his grasp as he made a seat, "Liquor is forbidden in Cloud Recesses. Well, I can stay outside and sit here to drink."

Wuxian gave the two a playful smile, "This won't count, right?"

The Lan Clan member looked agitated at the situation but still kept a stoic expression. He lowered his head and turned his head slightly towards (Y/N), his eyes wander over the slightly smaller teen for a moment before looking back up at the disobedient Wuxian on the roof.

"So disobedient," he growled. (Y/N) turned to him feeling the anger the other was letting out, even though his face remained the same only his eyebrows were slightly furrowed. He turned away and looked down as he let out a sigh, knowing this was just the beginning of Lan Wangji's torture. (Y/N) was curious, when did the Lan teen fall in love with Wuxian?

Wuxian began babbling on about the Second Young Master Lan, and how female cultivators admire him, "what a pity," he said.

This stirred a reaction from the (H/C) haired teen, he wasn't sure on Wuxian meant by pity when Lan Wangji ends up marrying his stupid ass, "Pity?"

"What a pity that they don't know the person they are admiring is a relentless, unreasonable, and rigid guy," he spat staring harshly at the other.

"WEI WUXIAN!" (Y/N) shouted, furious at how disrespectful he was towards Lan Wangji, especially considering they are staying within the Lan Clan territory. Was Wuxian really like this in the novel, how on earth did Wangji fall for this bozo?!

"But it doesn't matter," Wuxian ignored the angry (Y/N) and began to ramble about when he gets home. The (H/C) haired teen slipped off his shoe and baseball pitched it at Wuxian, due to his rambling about home he didn't notice the object soaring towards him, until it knock the white ceramic pot out of his hand causing it to shatter upon impact.
Wuxian first looked down at the broken pot, he snapped his head to the two ready to fight the Lan Clan member with the assumption he did it.

Only to see the terrifying glare of his friend.

"It is one thing to be disrespectful," (Y/N) growled, keeping firm eye contact with the teen on the roof, "but it is another to ignore me."

Wuxian kept his mouth shut, he honestly wasn't sure if he was scared or turned on. But he didn't exactly want to find out while Lan Wangji was present, unbeknownst to him the Lan teen was feeling the same way.

"Get down." So he did.

He stood in front of the Second Young Master Lan, with his head down obediently and remained silent. Lan Wangji was a little impressed with the teen beside him, who was taking in deep breaths to calm himself.

'Wuxian is so lucky I missed,' (Y/N) had actually thrown the shoe at his head, it was probably for the best that it didn't hit its target.

With Lan Wangji's final say, the two followed behind him.

"Let's go."

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(A/N): I notice some of you are disappointed with not getting frequent updates, I apologise as I am a very slow and easily distracted writer.

So I decided to make smaller chapters, to hopefully pump out more for everyone.