"I can't believed you agreed to come with me. I mean I'm happy you did." I rambled as Nathan and I walked towards the theater where Joey was performing. Nathan stopped us for a second. "You know you're cute when you ramble." I felt my face heat up as he said this. "Besides I have yet to meet any of your friends and what better way than to see one of them perform. I'm sure it'll be fine sweetheart." Nathan gently pressed a kiss to my lips and we continued to the theater. Once we got there we saw the friends, minus Joey, waiting for us outside. "Hey guys!" I waved with one hand when I spotted them, lightly dragging Nathan behind me. "Ali! There you are, we were getting worried." Monica pulled me in for a hug. "Sorry, someone couldn't pick out what to wear." I nodded my head at Nathan who had a sheepish smile on his face and a hand behind his head. "Sorry, had to make good impressions for my girls friends." Monica and Rachel nearly swooned hearing Nathan talk. "Anyways Nathan, this is almost everyone. This is Monica, Rachel and Phoebe. Behind them are Ross and Chandler, you'll meet Joey afterwards."
After introducing everyone we made our way inside and got some playbills before finding our seats. Ross, Chandler, myself and Nathan sat in one row with Monica, Rachel and Phoebe sitting in front of us. "You grabbed some candy right?" Nathan leaned over, I gave hum a 'duh' look before pulling M&M's out of my purse. "You're amazing." Nathan pressed his lips to my temple before taking some of the chocolate candy. "Oh, Look! Look! Look!" Rachel exclaimed while looking through the playbill. "There's Joey's picture! Oh, this is so exciting."
"You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before." Chandler pointed at Rachel. "Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom." It can't be that bad, can it? "The exclamation point in the title scares me. You know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!" Phoebe added, then the house lights dimmed, letting us know that the play was about to start. "Let the magic begin." I say in a hushed tone, giving more M&M's to Nathan and Chandler.
"Well, Eva." Joey was speaking in a German accent, "We've done some excellent work here, and I would have to say your problem is quite clear." Then music began. "Oh my god." Chandler and I mumbled at the same time as Nathan started chuckling. Then Joey started singing, "All you want is a dinkle. What you envy's a schwang. A thing through which you can tinkle or simply let hang." The play was something, but Joey did a good job with what he had, so once it ended, we all stood up and clapped as the cast took a bow. Once the cast walked back stage the seven of us sat back down and groaned, my head landing on Nathans shoulder. "Ugh, I feel violated." Rachel said looking straight forward. "Did anybody else feel like they just wanted to peel the skin off their body to have something else to do?" Monica asked, turning to look at us. "That's a little graphic there Mon, I mean, the play could have been better. Joey did a good job though." I answered as Nathan wrapped his arm around my shoulders.
"Ross, ten o'clock." Chandler spoke up, I looked to where he was gazing and it was at a beautiful woman. "Is it? It feels like two." Ross sounded like he would fall asleep at any second as Rachel got up from her seat. "No, ten o'clock." Chandler repeated, but Ross was still confused. The brunette man let out a sigh before going "There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock." He used his arm to make a clock motion making Ross look at the woman who was currently touching up her make-up. "She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look short, fat, bald men." At Chandlers statement this caused all of us to look at him. "Well then why don't you go and talk with her? It doesn't look like she's with anyone." I start pushing Chandler out of his seat. "And what would my opening line be Ali? Excuse me blarrglarrghh." I snorted as he started talking gibberish making faces as he did so. "Aww, come on, she's a person. You can do it." Rachel tried to cheer him on. "Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross back me up here."
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The One With Alison
FanfictionAs the heiress to her grandfathers company, Alison Xavier is looking to expand her views before one day taking over her for her grandfather. Helping her friend Rachel navigate her way through her new life along with a few new friends, Alison could w...