*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Keishin: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Kyoko: ...I did. I broke it.
Keishin: No. No you didn't. Hinata?
Hinata: Don't look at me. Look at Kageyama.
Kageyama: What?! I didn't break it.
Hinaa: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kageyama: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Hinata: Suspicious.
Kageyama: No, it's not!
Tsukishima: If it matters, probably not, but Tanaka was the last one to use it.
Tanaka: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Tsukishima: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tanaka: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tsukishima!
Y/n: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Coach.
Keishin: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Yamaguchi: coach... Noya's been awfully quiet.
Noya: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Keishin, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Keishin: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Keishin:
Keishin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
