crack fanfic owu
One day ya gurl silver ur mom called up her side bitches and told 'em to come over before telling kevin about them
"I thought you only loved meeeeeeeeeee" he said sadly with no exclamation points. Just then two guys busted through the front door; one was blue oak and the other was spark... he doesn't have a last name does he
No i don't think so but neither does kevin (u ma na na na) so...
Well shit ok then uhhhh *microsoft sam says soi 666 times before the story continues*
Whatever they were both from pokemon btw spark looks fucking high as hell in his 3d model i don't think niantic meant to do that
Get back to the fanfiction binch
Right right ok
"We've come to fuck shit up bitches" blue said with his shades over his eyes
"No we didn't and also why are you wearing those it's 2:34 in the morning" spark asked ok no one gets punctuation here it doesn't exist in the dialogue. Silver then pulled out a pokeball from... somewhere...? Im not really sure it just appeared outta nowhere she probably pulled it out of her pu-
No stop
Ok sorry
Anyway she used the telekinesis that no one knew she had to drag everyone outside and a suicune appeared from the pokeball
"Get on fuckers were going on an adventure" silver yelled while probably waking up the entire neighborhood good job idiot
"Shut the fuck up" some dude said from his house but silver hit him with a no u card and he died. Everyone got on the legendary pokemon and it went down the street at 420 miles per hour. When it reached the highway all the cars swerved to get out of its way like bruh you caused 69 accidents or something what is your problem????????////???/???????/?////
"If any of you touch my ass I will literally make suicune jump off a cliff and kill us all" silver told everyone behind her.
"I mean i kinda wanna die because of all this bs so... touch" kevin mumbled and did the bad. Silver grew very aNgErY and commanded the pokemon to jump off the highway and crash into a giant truck. It ran away unharmed but the 4 people on it oofed (ear rape) and went to hecc still dabbing it out to the soviet russian anthem (shittyflute). Spark even whipped and blue nae naed.
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading the ramblings of my brain at 4 am. If you noticed the bold letters, here's what they spell: fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, piss, asshole, wanker, muffin, shithead, and bitch. I don't know why I put bitch in the fic twice, go and ask past me what she was thinking (spoilers: she was not). Also, I decided to post this on my birthday because why not lol.
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FanfictionSilver calls up her side bitches and an adventure of epic proportions commences. This is just a crackfic I wrote a few years ago at 4 am and finally decided to post here. That's all. Idk what else to say. Oh yeah, the Blue Oak mentioned in this fic...
