Reader X MHA (Isekai)

TW: Lots of violence and gore

(Warning: There is a lot of gore and violence in this chapter. I'll tell you when the bad stuff starts and stops.)

Izuku blinked adorably. "Uh, sure? What's the club for?"

I grinned evily. "Shitty Dads."

"KAM!" Izuku yelled, jaw dropped like I'd just committed a war crime.

Which is dumb. If I committed a war crime, I would never have gotten caught.

"Yes?" I asked innocently as a crime leader could be.

"Wha- I." Izuku sighed, giving up. " What were you telling Kacchan? He looked pretty angry."

Without missing a beat, I replied with, "That I
banged his mom, Detroit Smashed her."

"KAAAMM!" Izuku put his hands on my shoulders, shaking me lightly.

I mirrored him, shaking him just as softly. "IZZZUU!"

I think I just heard him sob, oh my gods. I'm awesome.

"Nah, I'm just playing." I brought my hands behind my jead, popping my arms. "I was just giving him," my eyes flared dramatically as I paused, "a little reminder."

"What does that mean?" My childhood friend stares meaningfully into my eyes.

I smiled, Cheshire cat style. "You'll see."

Suddenly, my phone buzzed in my pocket.

A serious look overtook my face as I picked up.

"Confirm code."

"Alpha, Charlie, Zulu, Delta, 1, 17." A scratchy voice came from over the line.

"Where?" My voice was barely a whisper.

"Our safehouse in San Juan. 20 of them."

Several quiet curses left my mouth in various languages. "On the way, get to the bunker." I hung up the call, turning to Izuku.

"Kami,-" He started.

"I don't have a lot of time, tell All Might I had affairs that needed tending to." I shifted back into Sekhmet and teleported to the safehouse bunker.

A blonde-haired girl around my age turned to me, gun in hand. "Sekhmet."

"Wraith, what in the actual FUCK did you do?" I checked the servailance for the enemies, seeing most of them in the upper level, two making their way down the stairs.

She grinned at me. "You remember  Kazakhstan?"

I thought back to the wipped-out cartel. "What about them?" I tuned around to look at her more clearly.

"These are the ones we missed." She offered me a gun.

"Keep it, you know I prefer knives." I grabbed one from the heel of my boot. "Divide and conquer, or do you want me to just take them out?"

She gave me a look. "Like I'd let you have all the fun."

I shrugged, sending her a cocky smile. "You did in Bulgaria."

"Excuse me for being unconscious after I was poisoned!" She whisper-yelled.

I winked, opening the door. "After you."

She rolled her eyes, crouching slightly as she moved out of the room.

Violence starts here, skip if uncomfortable

I teleported behind a group of three in the kitchen. I shoved a knife into one's neck, blood splattering out as the body fell to the floor.

One of the other two looked back, alarmed.
The other was already pointing his gun.