(Y/n pov)
I Was standing next to lucifer as he was speaking about something i was paying attention too after about 15 minutes he spoke to me
Lucifer:what do you think about this Y/n
Y/n:sounds good
Lucifer:you weren't paying attention were you
Y/n:no...
Lucifer:*sighs* you are so strong yet so dumb
I scratch the back of my head as i chuckle
Y/n:sorry...
Lucifer:we were talking about "loo loo lands" destruction i was saying it was a great thing
Y/n:oh yea thats a great thing for you
Lucifer:i know
Y/n:hey can i leave now if you dont need me i think i left my fridge open
Lucifer: yes your dismissed
Y/n:thank you sire
I exit the palace and walk down the street through pride i see an imp with a torn shirt and cut jacket kinda hot not gonna lie
Y/n:hey you whats your name
The imp looks at me and runs away but i wanted to follow her so i did after a while of her running i was not even tired but she was as she stoped i walked up in front of her i kneeled down and asked again
Y/n:what is your name
???:w-why d-do y-you wa-nna know
I thought about it for a second i did wanna know because i found her hot and my have been attracted to her
Y/n:...um because your hot
She laughs
???: you an ars goetia think a lowly imp is hot yea right
Y/n: i do
She blushes a bit
???: its barbie... barbie wire
Y/n: thats a cute name
She blushes more im glad i can notice her blush even though shes red so i pick her up
Barbie: h-hey put me down
You think about it for a second you then click your tongue and speak
Y/n:nah
Then you fly away with her on your back after all you need something to hold onto as you sleep and you love a bit of kidnaping as you get to your palace you set her down on your couch
Barbie: so you like kidnapping demons you find "hot" are you
Y/n:one I've only found you hot and two we live in hell with pedos and rapists kidnapping is the best thing here
She crosses her arms
Barbie:so why and im here
Y/n:i need something to hold onto tonight and you look very hot
She blushes
Y/n: so ill get you some cloths and you lay in my bed hottie~
Barbie:what makes you think i dont have a family
Y/n:do you
Barbie:..no
Y/n:would you like to live here
Barbie:....yes
Y/n:see i knew you would
Barbie:s-shut up
Y/n:*laughs* come on what cloths would you like
Barbie: i like my cloths perfectly
Y/n:i mean i do too a lot actually
She looks away from me blushing
I laugh again
Y/n:mark come her
My hellhound butler came to my side
Y/n:show her around and then show her to my room im gonna go sleep
Mark: yes sire
Y/n:have fun hottie i better wake up to see you next to me
Barbie:...fine
Y/n:good alright ima go to bed
Then i walked up my stairs to my bedroom and fall asleep after about an hour in my mind since i barley have dreams then i feel something curl up to me with large horns the i wake up
Y/n:so you listened to me
She doesn't answer me
Y/n:fine goodnight~
Barbie:...night
I fall asleep again
(A/N this is weird ik but idk how to make this chapter)
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barbie wire x male goetia reader
Fanfictionthis story is a joke on stalos and blitz and i dont own any art in this story