Loverman: Guys I just got the best idea ever!
Whit'sBoyfriend: Oh no.
Queen: Ooooooh I'm intrigued what is it???
Loverman: Well, I was getting super bored and so I was trying to think of a fun game I could play with you or Charles to pass the time.
Loverman: But then I thought of a game that would be super fun to play with everyone!
Loverman: Plus, we can play it in the group chat, so we don't even need to all be in the same place!
Bitch: Good, now I won't have to look at your ugly faces while I'm being forced to participate.
Loverman: 😀
Queen: Shush, Arturo! What's the idea, Whit? It must be suuuuuper cool if you're keeping us in suspense!
Loverman: We should play Never Have I Ever!!!
Queen: YEEEEESSSS!!!!
MeantToBeYours: What's never have I ever?
Queen: Ugh, you're so stupid, Teruko!
BlahBlahBlah: Arei, don't be rude. I can explain what it is.
BlahBlahBlah: Never Have I Ever is a game where everyone takes turns saying, 'never have I ever' and then saying something they've never done. And anyone who has done the thing they said has to put down a finger, and at the start of the game everyone holds up ten fingers. Everyone keeps taking turns saying 'never have I ever, insert example here' until only one person has one or more fingers up, and that person is the winner.
MeantToBeYours: Oh, alright. That doesn't sound too complex.
Simp: I'm surprised you've never heard of it, Miss Teruko. It's a pretty common party game.
MeantToBeYours: No one's ever really invited me to parties. Since I switched schools so much, no one knew me well enough to invite me to hang out at their house.
Loverman: Wait, seriously?!? We need to throw you a party sometime. But for now, playing party games should be a good start! Who wants to play, besides me and Arei?!?
Queen: And don't pretend that no one else is online, because I can see that all of you are!!!
GreenIsNotACreativeColor: Sounds exciting! I'll play!
Simp: I'll play, too!
BlahBlahBlah: I'll join in as well! This is a great activity to strengthen our bonds as classmates. ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵒʸ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵇᵘᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ
Whit'sBoyfriend: Let's be honest, we're all going to be forced to play whether we like it or not.
Loverman: That's true...Let's just start the game!
SpinelessPushover: I apologize, but I am a bit confused. How exactly are we going to hold up a certain number of fingers without seeing each other in person?
Bitch: Oh no, I guess we can't play.
Queen: Dumbass! Of course we can still play!
Loverman: Yeah, we'll just type little hand emojis, like this!
Loverman: ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
SpinelessPushover: Ah, alright. Carry on, then.
TickTock: with sixteen of us, won't ten fingers take a really long time? how about we all type five hand emojis instead of ten?
BlahBlahBlah: That would probably be more efficient.
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A Chaotic Despair Time Chatfic
FanfictionDavid makes a chat for all his classmates, and chaos ensues (in case you couldn't tell from the title). (Cross-posted on Ao3. I kinda forgot I could post stuff on here if I wanted, so many chapters of this fic have already been made. Therefore, upda...
