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Anonymous adds Lucy to chat
Anonymous:
HeyLucy!What'sup?
Lucy:
Uh...Who is this? 😕
Anonymous:
Whatdoyoumean?YouknowwhoIam!
Lucy:
No...I really don't...
Lucy:
Also, there's a space button for a reason
Anonymous:
Spacebutton?Isitthelongblankbutton?
Lucy:
Yes...
Anonymous:
Ah,ok
Anonymous:
L i k e t h i s?
Lucy:
Don't press the space button after each letter
Anonymous:
O h h I s e e. . .
Anonymous:
I think I did it!
Lucy:
There ya go!
Lucy:
Now, on a more important note... In the name of celestial spirits, WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Anonymous:
You shouldn't swear on your spirits like that
Lucy:
😤😡 DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!
Lucy:
Tell me who you are before I Lucy kick you! ヽ(#°Д°)ﾉ┌┛Σ(ノ'Д')ノ
Anonymous:
0_0
Anonymous:
NO! DEAR GOD!! PLEASE DON'T LUCY KICK ME! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE! 🙏🙏🙏
Lucy:
😈 Don't test me!
Anonymous:
Ok, ok! It's Natsu! Please don't kick me! 🙏🙏
Lucy:
Oh...well hello Natsu! Glad you finally got a phone!
Anonymous changes name to Natsu
Natsu:
Yeah, me too
Natsu:
I would've gotten one sooner, but Happy spent all my jewels on fish
Lucy:
Uh huh...I'm sure it's not just Happy spending it on food...
Natsu:
Hey! I am a growing boy! I need my food!
Lucy:
Whatever...
Lucy:
So...how did you get my phone number? I didn't give it to you...
Natsu:
Oh! I looked through your phone yesterday while you were in the shower
Lucy:
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Lucy:
YOU'RE SUCH A CREEP NATSU!
Virgo:
Shall I punish him, Princess? (°∀°人 )
Lucy:
VIRGO????
Virgo:
That is me 😊
Lucy:
How'd you get in here? This is a private chat...
Leo:
Celestial spirits can hack into private chats
Lucy:
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Lucy:
LEO! YOU'RE HERE TOO?!
Leo:
Of course my love 🧡💙
Virgo:
Shall I punish Leo, Princess? (°∀°人 )
Lucy:
NO! DON'T PUNISH ANYONE!
Virgo:
Oh...ok 😞
Lucy:
Y'all are total creeps! Goodbye!
Lucy leaves chat
Natsu:
NO! WAIT! DON'T GO! Mira gave me your number!
Natsu leaves chat
Virgo:
Shall I punish myself, princess? (°∀°人 )
Leo:
(－‸ლ)
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