Natsu adds Lucy, Erza, and Gray to chat
Natsu:
Hey everyone! Y'all ready for new years?
Lucy:
Yes, I have my new year's resolution made and everything. I'm so hyped for the party tonight!
Natsu:
What is a "new year's resolution?"
Gray:
Gosh you're such an idiot 🙄
Natsu:
Hey! You're one to talk, Ice Breath!
Gray:
Take that back, Flame Brain!
Natsu:
Never! 😈
Erza:
Boys, are y'all fighting?
Natsu:
No ma'am
Gray:
No ma'am
Erza:
Good. Now, a new year's revolution is when we rebel or riot to make a change in the world at midnight on the new year
Natsu:
Ohhh, I can't believe I never heard of it before. What's your revolution, Erza?
Lucy:
Huh? You mean resolution... right?
Erza:
I've decided that cakes should be free for everyone! So my plan is to challenge the bakers in Magnolia to a fight. If they lose, they'll have to make cakes for everyone without charging a jewel!
Lucy:
Nope, she definitely meant revolution...
Natsu:
Oooo that sounds awesome! I'm gonna make my new year's revolution right now!
Gray:
Don't hurt yourself too much
Natsu:
What is that supposed to mean?!
Gray:
It means that you don't use your brain a lot
Natsu:
Hey!
Lucy:
Uhhhh, before you create a revolution, Erza is wrong...
Erza:
What do you mean?
Lucy:
It's called a new year's resolution, not a revolution
Erza:
What's the difference?
Lucy:
Well, a resolution doesn't have a riot or a rebellion...
Natsu:
Awww, that sounded like the fun part 😢
Lucy:
A resolution is a promise to yourself or a decision to do something at the start of the new year. For example, my resolution is to finish writing my book by the end of next year 🙂
Erza:
That doesn't sound like any fun. I think a new year's revolution would've been better
Lucy:
Well... uh sorry to disappoint...
Erza:
It's ok. I've come up with my new, new year's resolution
Lucy:
That was fast...
Natsu:
That's what she said 🤣
Gray:
You're such a child 🤦♂️
Natsu:
Am not!
Gray:
Am too!
Erza:
Since I can't fight the bakers, my new, new year's resolution is to eat over 1500 whole cakes next year. I ate 1095 whole cakes this year, so I want to up my game 😋
Gray:
That doesn't sound healthy...
Natsu:
That's cool, Erza!
Lucy:
😲 1095 whole cakes??? That's like 3 whole cakes a day!
Erza:
Precisely 😋
Gray:
Again, I don't think that's healthy...
Erza:
Are you trying to call me unhealthy, Gray?
Gray:
No...
Erza:
Good
Natsu:
I got it!
Lucy:
Got what?
Natsu:
I figured out what my new year's resolution is!
Lucy:
Oh? What is it?
Natsu:
My goal is to beat Erza in a fight by the end of next year 😀
Gray:
Good luck with that 😂😂😂
Natsu:
Don't laugh at me!
Erza:
You can try, Natsu. But it most likely won't happen
Natsu:
It could happen! I just need to get stronger! You won't even see me coming, Erza!
Gray:
Yeah... right 🙄
Erza:
I look forward to it
Natsu:
Grrr... since you're being so judgy, what's your new year's resolution, Ice Breath?
Gray:
💢 Currently, It's to freeze you in ice so thick that you can't melt it
Gray:
Oh wait... I can do that now...
Erza:
Gray, you can wait to do that later. I don't want you destroying the new year's decorations before the party. Mira spent almost all day setting everything up
Gray:
Fine...
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Thanks for reading! Happy New Years! Be safe <3
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