#41 Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.
#42 If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
#43 Do you take Karate? I was wondering because you are kicking.
#44 Is that your head or did your neck vomit?
#45 You're so nasty, I called you on the phone and got an ear infection.
#46 People like you don't grow on trees, they swing from them.
#47 I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.
#48 I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
#49 I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.
#50 Most of us live and learn, you just live.
#51 I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
#52 I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
#53 I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't remind me!
#54 I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years, I'll make sure I'm not there.
#55 I'm not insulting you, i'm describing you
#56 Where you born on a motorway? because thats were most accidents happen.
#57 I remember the day i meet you. I'm still trying to forget.
#58 Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.
#60 If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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Dedicated to animallover34as because of their amazing comebacks (#55 - #57)
Thanks for letting me use them!! :{D
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Comebacks & Insults
HumorA few Comebacks & Insults written up purely for fun and to spread them. I have used some before - they work a charm, enjoy, please tell me your favourite and please please please tell me any you know!!
