Comebacks & Insults

#81 - #100

#81 You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

 #82 I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

#83 I’m trying to imagine you with a personality

#84 Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

#85 A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

#86 Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from your ass.

#87 You have a nasty speech impediment....your foot.

#88 You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you.

#89 This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

#90 People would follow him anywhere.....but only out of morbid curiosity.

#91 Words fail me.

#92 can i smell something?.... BULLSHIT!!

#93 Yo momma so fat Jabba the Hut said "DAAAAAYYYYYMMMMM!"

#94 Shut up

#95 I quite agree with you, my friend, but what can we two do against a whole houseful of the opposite opinion? (basically, a fancy way to say no one agrees)

#96 If i wanted a bitch i would've bought a dog

#97 Oh your such a wonderful, beautiful, intelligent..... Oh! sorry, i thought we were in a lying competition!

#98 Thats not what your mom said last night!!

#99 (if someone says your ugly) Apparently the image of you in the mirror is burnt into your skull, and holy crap your right!

#100 [woo!!] How come i always wear these clothes?? how come you always wear that mask??

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Hey!!

OK, i just wanted to settle that these were written for FUN. Yeah, sure use 'em, but i am not responsible!! these are written for FUN, and FUN only. hopefully some will make you giggle, but i didn't wanna come across as a bitch because i'm writing these down in a book on here!! ok, now thats clear.

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