Comebacks & Insults

#101 - #120 (special - your comebacks and insults!!)

#101 - I did not trip, i've been practicing for the Rio 2016 Olympics *casually demonstrate the long jump* (shout out to chelsieisanerd!!)

#102 - I'm not insulting you, im describing you

#103 - I remember the day i met you, i'm still trying to forget.

#104 - Is that a pig i see?? oh no, its just you.

#105 - i wish you were a hummingbird, because then you might blow away.

#106 - Do you like fire? because you just got burnt. (#102 - #106 = special thanks to animallover34as!!)

#107 - Nice story...... Now when do we get to the part where you SHUT UP?? (special mention to Alyssa_Summer_).

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#108 - (Insult) Haha, you failed. (comeback) So did your dads condom.

#109 - (Insult) your dick is probably like a tic tack. (comeback) No wonder your mums mouth is so fresh.

#110 - (parent) what did you learn at school today then? (you) obviously not enough, i have to go back again tomorrow. (~piece of advice-dont use this on a friday......)

#111 - (Mum) Go clean your room. (you) but its MY room. (mum) and this is MY house. (you) then you go clean it.

#112 - (parent) oh my goodness you are so spoilt (or whatever your mum/dad may say if you annoy them).

(you) i blame the parents....... (thanks LED Lights!!)

#113 - (teacher) where is your maths homework?? (you) it commited suicide, it had too many problems.

#114 - (other person) "I need my beauty sleep". (you) "you need to hibernate".

#115 - (you) hey! i had my first kiss last night!! (friend/insulter person) your mom doesnt count. (you) but your mum does.

#116 - (teacher) why are you late? (you) im late?? (teacher) you missed an entire period!! (you) are you telling me im pregnent?

#117 - (Teacher) what is your favourite instrument? (you) the lunch bell.

#118 - (insulter) i wouldnt go out with you if you were the last person on earth!! (you) if i was the last person, you wouldnt be here reterd!!

#119 - (fyi, this actually happened between winston churchill and lady aston, so im gonna put it as it was said-lol!!) 

(aston) winston, if you were my husband i'd put poison in your coffee. (curchill) Miss Aston, if you were my wife, i'd drink it.  

#120 - (and another between two people from the past, miss llka chase and an annonymous actress.) (actress) I enjoyed reading your book, who wrote it for you? (chase) darling, im so glad you liked it,who read it to you?

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