"Let's go, Mr. Goblin."
Yumir climbed onto my back. She was in her pajamas, maybe getting ready to sleep, and she nonchalantly hugged me from behind after climbing onto my back.
[Hmm...]
There was a strong presence pressing against my back.
She seemed a bit awkward, perhaps because she had never ridden on a bike before, but whether she had seen it in a movie or something, she wrapped her arms around my waist from behind and pressed her upper body tightly against my back.
"Why?"
[I might get scolded if I take you somewhere strange.]
"Since you asked such a beauty for a night drive date, you must have decided on the location in advance, right?"
[Of course.]
I didn't know many places on Sejong Island, but I knew one spot where we could enjoy the night view and chat.
[But calling me Mr. Goblin sounds a bit odd.]
"So, can I just call you Goblin? Isn't that disrespectful?"
[It's better than calling me Villain Goblin or Goblin Bastard. Just call me Goblin.]
"Alright. Excuse me then."
Squeeze.
Yumir pulled me closer.
Previously, her hands were near my waist, but now she was so close she could even touch my abdomen with her palms.
"Oh...."
[What?]
"What's this? I tried to feel your muscles, but why does it feel like this...?"
Yumir was feeling my abdomen.
I didn't stop her.
Was it meaningless to resist against an EX-rank girl?
Or was it to show off my abs?
Not at all.
If anything, I was showing off my 'ability'.
"It doesn't feel like a human. It's like touching a balloon filled with air...?"
[You may try to check my body by feeling my muscles, but unfortunately, you can't touch the real me now.]
"Ugh... That's a shame. Isn't this going to burst in the middle of the ride? What if I squeeze too hard?"
[You'll need to hold on tight enough not to burst. We're going to drive around the outskirts of Sejong Island at full speed.]
I put a helmet on Yumir's head and stepped on the pedal immediately.
[Just as you've recognized me, it would be troublesome if others do as well. Including you.]
"...A secret date just for us? Ah, eek?!"
Vroommmm!
With a rough engine sound, the bike took off, racing above the fence.
"No, wait, eek?!"
Yumir clung tightly to my back due to the sudden speed and acceleration, and I sped off to a quiet place where there were no patrols.
"What are you going to do if we get caught?"
[We won't get caught. If I thought we would, I would've told you to transform.]
"Really? Can I trust you?"
[If we get caught, I'll take off my mask.]
"Ugh.... I'll trust you."
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