There was nothing as uncool as continuing to question the resolve of a hero who had already made up their mind.
Probing them whenever they wavered was one thing, but questioning them every day was just aggravating.
[I understand your resolve. You've defeated the demon. What will you do now?]
"What do you mean, what will I do? Of course, I'll continue as a hero-"
[I'm asking how you're going to spend tonight.]
"...What?"
I had already concluded discussions on our roles as hero and villain, but Yumir seemed unexpectedly surprised, her mouth hanging open.
"What did you just say?"
[I mentioned a villain has their own circumstances. I'm busy right now. It's a bit much to divulge personal matters, but I'm on the verge of spending a night with an incredibly beautiful blonde.]
"...Are you insane? Saying that in front of the person involved!"
[What are you talking about?]
I shrugged lightly.
[I really don't understand what you're trying to say.]
"Hey!"
[Hey, indeed. I thought we had made our resolves, but it seems like the mood was ruined. Maybe tonight's not the night?]
"That, that's not what-"
Yumir seemed to lose the confidence she had a moment ago, fidgeting and checking my reaction.
"I mean, until we had tea, there was something, but after defeating the demon, the mood is..."
[You said you were ready as a woman, but are you going to disappoint the guy?]
"No...! Why keep doing this?"
[It's disappointing, Solar Platina. You talk about stealing a man who's already taken, but your actions are like a naïve maiden-]
Swoosh!
A red whip grazed my head.
I dodged and quickly closed the distance between us.
[See? You're clearly flustered. Are you single?]
"Sh, shut up!"
[You must be. You aren't denying it.]
"How can someone with this ability have a relationship!"
Yumir screamed and reached out toward me.
"How much have I struggled...Huh?"
[What?]
"No, weren't you dodging? Why were you caught...?"
[Just because.]
Seeing her trying to grab even a handful of my clothes, I allowed her to.
[You closed the distance, so this is possible.]
I moved closer to Yumir and brought my face near hers.
[The distance between you and me is just a mask away, Solar Platina. You have one major misconception.]
"What, what is it...?"
Yumir swallowed, scanning me up and down.
Her face slowly turned red. She leaned back slightly but didn't completely retreat.
[Relationships aren't only between non-ability users and aspiring heroes but can also occur between villains and heroes.]
"......!"
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I Became the Academy's Kibitz Villain [part 1]
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