kaiju paradise "fluff" stories

sick

buck x male human

(buck is female btw also acts like a buck, aggressive to most things but this buck different)

(males name is jacket)

interviewer: okay so this is a interview with one of the scientists around the underground facility aka laminax laboratories. so we got a scientist by the name... jacket, so jacket pls introduce us to yourself and your situation with one of these creatures

jacket: I'm name is jacket and uhhhhhh im half australian and half american, my mom was australian and my dad was a american crack head

interviewer: okay your getting too personal just tell us about you not your family

jacket: uh huh when am I getting paid? anyways I work at this underground facility, im only 23 hell most people that work here are in there 20s and 30s well to be honest it was kinda easy to get the job here cuz I lost my job as a contractor cuz I accidentally killed someone- but were getting ahead of that I'll take care of that later so you want to know what happened with me and this one "creature"

interviewer: yes indeed jacket pls tell me what you and that

the interviewer was checking some papers about you and that creature were doing

"buck?"

jacket: oh yeah that creature but I want to get paid now

interviewer: fine

the interviewer hands jacket 200 dollars

jacket: so I was going my way in the laboratory

*28 days ago*

jacket (present): I was friends with a couple of tryhards so I was on my way to the cafe, I was also holding a crowbar and a machete just in case. i saw one of my friends, I call him dipshit cuz he always takes my damn sodas

jacket: hey dipshit how's it been

tryhard 1: it's been fine

jacket: I see you touching my soda did anyone tell you too?

tryhard 1: no-

jacket (present): i then hit that mf with my crowbar

jacket: I told not to touch them

tryhard 1: sorry but the vending machine is broken

jacket: then tell those fucking cafe employees to fix it

jacket sighs and walks away

jacket (present) : I was walking out the cafe after that whole thing and was walking to my office and then a blackout happens and that's when it's started to meet this creature while I was walking to my office to hide and protect my shit I was stopped at the middle of my walk to a female buck

buck: hey jacket

jacket (present): you know what I forgot to mention to you

interviewer: what?

jacket (present): I knew this buck for 3 months now and I tried to stay away from her because I have cat allergies, Im not very allergic, however I hate having a stuffy nose and faster breathing then normal so I tried to stay away so I don't get those symptoms but she always found a way

buck: oh jacket I missed you for so long where were you?

jacket: I was doing my work for you dumb fucks

buck: oh? do you love me? and that's why your
avoiding me?

jacket: n-no I was just-

jacket (present): I was stuttering trying not to blush and she saw it

interviewer: but then how was she in your room when the "incident" happened?

jacket (present): lord I went to the hospital offices cuz of migraines

interviewer: okay keep going

jacket (present): while I was going to my office thankfully the blackout was over and my migraines I opened the door and started to blush a bit you want to know why

interviewer: you know that was the whole point of this interview right?

jacket (present): that same buck was on my bed laying down, some of my blanket was covering her legs and thighs. she was also doing the "draw me like I'm one of your french girls" poses and starts to swirl her finger on my bed sheets, her pinkish purple eyes had lust in them.....

buck: come here jacket~

jacket: b-buck why are you in my room?

buck: I want to spend some time with you, you know how many times you avoided me? maybe we can bond~

jacket: you know im allergic to cats right?

buck: are you highly allergic to me?

jacket: yes

jacket (present): I was so lying about being highly allergic to her I just wanted to be alone..... but she knew I was lying

interviewer: so what did you do?

jacket (present): I had agreed to her and lay down next to her while she hugged me and that turned into cuddling, she wrapped her tail around my waist and started purring

buck: hmmmmmmm~

jacket: can I got now?

buck: no! i want more then cuddles....now I want kisses

jacket (present): when she said that I was like "huh?" but then again she was a very strong cat and I didn't want to make her mad or id be clawed to death so I had to agree but I said one kiss and well buck did a little kiss and then she grabbed my face to do more, now I tried to back away but her grip is very tight on me. we continued to do it for 4 minutes and then someone entered my office

scientist 1: pardon jacket, i didn't mean to disturb your personal time but- JACKET WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING?

jacket: AHH I CAN EXPLAIN

scientists 1: ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH THAT BUCK??

jacket: N-NO SHE DID IT FIRST AND SHE ALSO MADE ME DO IT

jacket (present): the scientist left in disbelief, meanwhile an hour past and the buck went back to cuddling me and I just closed my eyes as this buck was cuddling me and she moved closer to me and then we slept together.....

*back to present*

jacket: and that's the story

interviewer: why jacket that was a story and I got an other question?

jacket: yeah what is it?

interviewer: do you still see this buck?

jacket: yep and there no lying out of there

interviewer: also jacket don't worry no one in the laboratory is gonna found out about this only you, me, that scientist and a couple of us are going to know

jacket: your gonna show this interview to the others?

interviewer: oh course for research purposes

jacket: thank god cuz if it was for sex reasons im going to kill you and the rest of you fucks also thank you for having me on here, I'm just glad I got paid but anyways I'm out and ima go back to work

interviewer: and that was the first interview with a scientist from laminax laboratories about a "incident" and I will see y'all later

(end of this story)

(this one was a crazy long one and I was kinda high while making it)