kaiju paradise "fluff" stories

flirty

(melonshork x male human)

(males name is nikolai)
(melonshork is female)

(at this point the next ones are gonna be about the shorks and shit)

nikolai is a 31 year old scientist who was on the same war kendrick was in but he was russian and he became a scientist because russian money don't mean shit when you fought in the war so he moved to america and started to work here

when nikolai came in the facility and went to the cafe and everyone was staring at him cuz he was taller then kendrick and kendrick is 6'4

nikolai sits down next to taylor who was eating sprinklekits ramen

nikolai: what flavor is that ramen taylor?

taylor: it's chicken

everyone was just speechless and went back to what they back to what they were doing

sprinkle: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY RAMEN??

sprinkle walked in pissed and saw taylor but taylor passed the plastic bowl of ramen to nikolai

sprinkle walks up to nikolai

sprinkle: so you ate it you new scientist what's your name?

nikolai: it's nikolai

sprinkle hits nikolai in the head with a pan but the pan gets bend

everyone stares at nikolai now

sprinkle tries to punch nikolai to become a sprinkle herself but he catches it and bends it and a nightcrawler appears to release nikolai's hand

nightcrawler: you hurting my girl?

taylor: uh oh

nikolai then sucker punches nightcrawler and throws him across the wall with sprinkle

nikolai leaves with tay

taylor: this is why i have you live with me

nikolai laughs

*3 hours later*

nikolai was just doing his work which was easy and then he got bored and went on a walk

he went to the flooded area and then he watched the sharks while eating a candy bar

he watched as they were either talking to eachother or playing with eachother

nikolai (mind): i guess this could be wholesome

and then a bunch of tryhards appeared and he didn't know what they were so he asked

nikolai: are you a scientist?

tryhard 1: no we're tryhards

nikolai: what are tryhards?

tryhard 1: we're the people that are crazy and will kill 97 percent of those freaks

nikolai is a nice person and would only get mad at people who mocked him

nikolai: what did they do to you? they just talking to eachother

tryhard 2: hey stalin pls get out the way

nikolai got pretty pissed and punched this mf in the face which broke his nose and flew in at a bunch of shelves then it killed him

tryhard 1: holy shit AHHHHH WE'RE SORRY WE WONT BOTHER YOU EVER AGAIN

the 5 tryhards left the flooded room and took the dead tryhard body

the female shorks of all kinds started to blush