shork x male human
(shork is female)
(males name is trevor)trevor was a scientist who was 26 and hated all the gootraxions cuz he thinks there all freaks and he worked at the area for 2 years until he confessed that he actually liked a gootrax, the problem is that he didn't say who and told us to fuck off so here's the interview
interviewer: hello welcome to the 7th interview of the laminax laboratories so here we have 2 of the scientists named trevor and jacket
trevor: hello......
jacket: sup interviewer
interviewer: jacket why are you here again? did you do something with that buck?
jacket: no I did something..... something in her bucket tho
interviewer: what?
jacket: I put water in it and when she put it on the water went on her, she got wet and then she went up to me and beat my ass the aftermath was that I got my ass beat and I got cuddled to death cuz she felt bad
trevor: hello?? am I fucking invisible??
interviewer: sorry trevor so tell me what happened with you and that........
the interviewer looked at trevors report
"a shork....."
trevor: not telling you about that
interviewer: tell us or we'll look at the cameras
trevor didn't care but agreed to do tell him about him and the shork
trevor: fine soft ass it begins with me walking around doing nothing cuz I was on break
*6 days ago*
trevor (present): i didn't want to eat with people cuz I knew goos would join so I always eat somewhere else but this time I agree to sit and o already regret it cuz a shit ton of feds, shades, nightshades and jammers joined and honestly I was getting pissed so I just left
trevor: fuck my life........
trevor (present): when I walk past the flooded area a shork that's always guarded by other shorks or goos try's to get with me but I don't like them so I just try to walk by not trying to cause harm but this shork has other plans.....
shork: hey there cutie follow me
trevor: nah I rather not
shork: pls
trevor: no
shork: why not
trevor: cuz I don't want to can I just go
she grabs his hand
shork: pretty please~
trevor didn't find the same feeling as her and just pushed her into the water where 10 goo's surround her
trevor walks away
trevor (present): I pushed her into the water and a bunch of goos got mad at me so I got mad at them
like this one goo who's called ghost fox.....
when going to my office this male ghost fox enters my office thinking it owns itghost fox: hey trevor
trevor: may I help you?
ghost fox: why did you push that girl shork?
interviewer: what happened to that ghost fox?
trevor (present): let's just say his head is in his ass
ghost fox: you don't have a right to have her she's mine.......
trevor: does it look like I give a shit?
the ghost fox try's to attack but trevor stabs it with a knife and then starts beating its dead body
interviewer: what happened with you and that shork after that?
trevor (present) 2 hours later when a blackout happened I went out to walk around without annoyance but when I went towards the pool area that fucking shork was waiting for me and her crazy ass fanboys were gone
shork: now that we're alone wanna have some fun?
the shork went closer to trevor wanted some kisses
trevor: why so close? kiss one of your fanboys not me
shork: they are annoying tho and I think your handsome
trevor: handsome? never thought something out of your mouth would say a compliment
shork: I make compliments
trevor: make one thats not making your fan boys nut
shork: ............
trevor: exactly now leave me the fuck alone
shork: oh come on want me to show you my little secret room~?
trevor: no thanks I rather n-
shork grabs trevor's hand and starts to go to a secret room behind some shelves
shork: do you like it?
trevor: looks older then my moms trailer
shork didn't like the comment and started to go in front of trevor and starts to smell him
trevor: the fuck you doing?
shork: you smell so nice~
trevor: I want you to stop
shork started to fall on top of trevor and started to kiss him
trevor: I hate you so much ima turn your ass into some sushi-
he then got kissed multiple times
shork: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~
trevor: oh god shork you are beautiful..............
shork: I told you~
trevor (present): me and shork got a little carried away and we started to make out a bit until that some random fucking tryhard found me and got a bit angry so I kinda got a bit angry so i beat his ass
interviewer: jesus so do you love the shork?
trevor (present): yeah and she made me sushi which was good
jacket: you lucky mf
trevor: and that's the rest of the story
interviewer: interesting story about you
trevor: I guess so ima go back to my office to sleep and get snuggled by that exact shork
interviewer: anything for you jacket?
jacket: some apology chocolate for buck
interviewer: okay let's get you that
(I know this might be a bit short but I'm tired as shit so I psychically can't)
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