The Car Ride Home

Is that Blitzy?

Author's Note

Okay first of all, I absolutely loved Oops! Unlike the other story I wrote [Ozzie's (good ending)] this bonus story was written because I had a cute AU idea. I am satisfied with the episode.

This starts at 8:20 in Oops (https://youtu.be/y1sF6ZeASU0?si=Y73oPMDqSuxiR998), season 2 episode 6 of Helluva Boss. Thanks for reading!

Now, without further ado, let's get on with it!

Stolas' POV

I stood next to Asmodeus, watching the video that Fizzarolli had sent him. Except, who's that? I don't recall Fizzarolli looking like an old, grumpy man. Didn't he have robotic limbs? The imp in the video doesn't introduce himself. Instead, he shows Asmodeus that he has Fizzarolli. I noticed Striker, who held onto Fizzarolli. This cannot mean anything good. Suddenly, Asmodeus leapt at the magical video.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH?!"

Asmodeus yelled, his feathers turning into flames as he expressed his anger.

"I think it's a recording.."

I muttered, walking to stand by his side. We continued watching the video, as the imp began insulting Asmodeus. But what's that? Is that Blitzy, tied up, held by a presumed goon? I resist summoning a portal and violently murdering all of the demons in the video. I tried to stay calm, only because they threatened to kill Fizzarolli if Asmodeus didn't sign an agreement. When the recording stopped, I decided to.. attempt to talk to Asmodeus and maybe calm him down.

"Sire, I want to assure you that Fizzarolli will be just fine. While I did notice Striker, an imp who is notorious for slaying demon royalty, I also saw my Blitzø, tied up with Fizzarolli-"

Before I could finish everything I wanted to say, Asmodeus interrupted me.

"How is that supposed to make me believe Fizz will be okay!? He's in danger and likely kept with the person he despises the most!"

Asmodeus shouted, making me flinch. I sighed.

"I wasn't finished. Blitzø is.. he's.."

I paused, thinking about how to word what I was trying to say without confessing that Blitzø is a murder. Asmodeus raised an eyebrow. Talking to him did seem to help him calm down a bit.

"He's experienced in fighting. I know he can protect himself and will likely be able to escape. While I understand that Blitzø and Fizzarolli aren't friends anymore, I can't see Blitzø just leaving Fizzarolli if he were to escape. At worst, you may have to sign a contract. But either way, Fizzarolli will be just fine."

I said, with a subtle smile, thinking about Blitzy in action, making me blush a bit. Asmodeus nodded. Then, I remember my incident with Striker. I begin hyperventilating quietly. But, Asmodeus noticed.

"Stolas, my lord, what's the matter? You just convinced me that Fizzarolli, at least, would be okay. You also said Blitzo can fend for himself."

Asmodeus had a confused expression while he summarized my assumptions.

"Don't be alarmed, Asmodeus, but I have had my own run in with the Imp who held Fizzarolli. In case you didn't hear about it on 666 News or didn't see it in the paper, I was badly injured by him. I was even bound by blessed rope. Luckily, Blitzy's employees rescued me before he did anything too drastic. BUT I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S FINE!"

Unfortunately, the lawyer finally arrived, interrupting my conversation with Asmodeus. Asmodeus seemed to notice that I was panicking a bit and was trying to convince myself that Blitzø and Fizzarolli would be fine. To conclude our discussion, Asmodeus put one of his hands on my shoulder.

"I think you're right. The imps will be fine. Now, let's get this paperwork over with."

Asmodeus said while sighing and taking a seat at the desk with the lawyer. I joined them.

Neutral POV

TIME SKIP TO WHEN FIZZ ENTERS THE ROOM.

Fizzarolli stumbled into Asmodeus' office.

"Ozzie!"

He cried, as Asmodeus got up and rushed towards him. (gay-ly)

"Fizzie!"

They shared a pleasent hug.

"Hang on a second. Wasn't Blitzo with you?"

Asmodeus asked, likely for Stolas, who had stood up from his chair but had a worried expression.

"The O's silent, Oz. He's actually outside your office! Turns out everything was a really big misunderstanding. He actually got us out of that fucker's building, with my help of course!"

Fizzarolli said with a smile, then noticed Stolas' presence.

"Oh, hello there. How'd your meeting go?"

Stolas thought for a moment, then replied.

"Well, the meeting itself was good but the outcome was not what I was hoping for. However, I'm glad I came anyway."

Stolas smiled back, nodding to Asmodeus, then started walking out of the office. Stolas was worried about Blitzø but excited to see him.

"Wait!"

Fizzarolli yelled to Stolas.

"I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I don't care. You need to talk to Blitzø. Don't tell him I told you, but he thinks you're faking it, even though it's obvious to me that you have feelings for him. Uhm.. eww, love."

Stolas' eyes widened.

"Fake? Oh no, I don't want him to think that!"

Stolas frowned. Asmodeus looked at Fizzarolli, then whispered.

"Stolas wants one of my crystals to give Blitzø for his business. What do you think?"

Without hesitation, Fizzarolli smiled.

"Give it to him. You could say, he earned it."

Asmodeus nodded.

"Stolas, you can have one of my crystals. I changed my mind."

Stolas turned around, but before he could say anything, Fizzarolli added.

"I'm not sure what you guys are doing, business-wise, but you need to end it, at least the sex part, and talk to him."

Fizzarolli lied, but concluded as Asmodeus frowned. It seemed like Stolas was forcing Blitzø to have sex with him.

"Thank you, Fizzarolli. I was planning on doing that, which is why I needed the crystal. I really appreciate the both of you and I'm glad to hear that you seemed to have rekindled your relationship with my Blitzy-"

Stolas coughed.

"-with Blitzø."

He corrected himself, his slightly pink face showing his embarrassment.

"I remember when I watched you two preform at the circus. You both seemed so happy."

Fizzarolli smiled at the pleasant memory.

"Your welcome, Prince Stolas."

Fizzarolli said while giggling. Asmodeus butted in.

"-and thank you for being here while Fizzarolli wasn't. I'll make sure the crystal is delivered to your palace by tomorrow."

Stolas smiled and nodded, then walked out of his office feeling prepared to talk to Blitzø about their relationship. But first, he just wanted to make sure Blitzø was okay.

Author's Note

Sorry to leave this on a cliffhanger! I'll get the last part out as soon as possible!