Family: Terninated: A Lot Happens Here (I'm sorry)

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I bit my lip and wriggled around underneath the sheets. I couldn't believe I had finally found my alpha...
"You feel cold..." He commented. I gasped. Wait a minute, could we even be together?!
I was a half robot half human, and he was a half human half furry. How could we be together?!?! I pushed him out of the bed. He gasped, shocked.
"Caleb?!" He yelled.
"I'm sorry, Sully, but we can't be together!" I yelled back, a single tear dripping down my face.
"What? Why? Caleb, please, I'll fix it, whatever it is!" He stood up, towering over me with his furry body. Hot, I thought before quickly pushing it back. "Don't you understand? We can't be together! You... I already have an alpha!" I said.
"WHAT??? WHO?!" He demanded.
"Um... His name is Randall!" I made up.
"RANDALL?" He growled possessively. I nodded before running away, and sailing overtime to ancient Greece. Little did I know what would happen later.

After sailing into Ancient Greece, I meet a beautiful young lady, with golden locks and vibrant blue orbs. Her name was Whyney Enid, but everyone called her Why'En. And I was.... HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THIS YOUNG MAIDEN!!!!!! Her first words to me were "What's the word? What's the happs? WHAt's your, mAjor? NyAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAAA" From those first words, I had been so inlove with her!!!! We where meeting at a random crosswalk in Greece.
"Hey, Why'En!"
"Hi Connor~" She replied in a singsong voice.
"I have a place were we can go to bbg"
From there, we sail to the Library of Alexandria. (As a little background info, we killed Julius Caeser because he burnt down the library 😡😡😡)

"So bbg, what's your subgender?"
"Erm... Im an omega..."
"OMG NO WAY ME TOO POOKIE"
"EEEEE WE'RE SO SIMILAR POOKIE DOOKIE APPLE PIE STICK A NEEDLE IN MY EYE"

After that little exchange, me and my cutie patootie pumpkin bear apple pie pookie wookie cream cheese frosting berry lemonade sprinkle winkle boo baby. We're walking through the library and we see two men (really just one) beating each other up.
"Come on Lennie! Fight back ya punk!" The shorter man exclaimed.
"But... but I don't wanna, George!" Lennie replied.
"Well too bad ya bastard!"
Then George kept beating Lennie.
Why'En and I simply shrug our shoulders and walk on.

After our little date, I bid Why'En farewell.
"Goodbye, my love. I'm sorry to leave so soon, but alas, I must."
"No! My one and only please don't go! You're all I have!"
"I'm sorry, my love. May we meet again, in another life."
I then ride my horse into the sunset with tears in my eyes.

" I then ride my horse into the sunset with tears in my eyes

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I rode my horse for days. I was surprised that my horse hadn't fallen over or died yet, but that's the magic of magic, right? I soon come across a boy named Harry, Harry Potter. He was super cute, but super oblivious. I would always flirt with him during our conversations, but he never noticed.
I eventually moved onto another, the newest love of my life, Josh Hutcherson. My pooks was currently sitting on his boyfriends lap, Dream. Their ghost sugar daddy was watching over them with a smirk on his face. Martin Luther King Jr. was their hubbywubby. He sailed down to them and curled his liquid-like body around them.
"Hello, my little meow meows." He said in a deep voice.
"Hi daddy! Uwu!" They said in a high pitched voice. "C-can w-w-we have s-s-s-s-s-some money?"
"Of course, my kittens." He grabbed a wad of money out from his back pocket and handed it to them.
"T-thank yOU-!" They said, practically squealing.
Dream picked up Josh up bridal style and they scurried out the door. I watched them leave, sad to see my pookie choose Dweam over me.
"So, Connor." Said the sugar ghost. "What brings you here today?"
"I wanted to see my pookie wookie, Joshy poo!" That brought a smile to MLK's lips.
Connor looked at the scene and felt even more sad that his Joshy woshy poo wasn't paying attention to him, so he ran away. As he traveled by foot across the ocean (He has Jesus sandals) he soon heard the tale of the infamous BILLY LA BUFANDA!!1!!1!11!11!!!! He fell head over heels for him! Or rather, head over scarf! Jajajajajja. He knew that the second he got to land he'd have to find his love and tell him how he really felt.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 28, 2023 ⏰

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