[ basically asking all the teachers what they want for christmas ]
Paige: Uhm, new art supplies? No green. Or Tracey to stop flirting with me. She does so desperately and so horribly I just feel bad...
Tony: It's not even December yet!
Shrignold: I don't know, but maybe for Larry to stop annoying me?
Colin: New computer parts! And new tools to assemble everything, of course.
Harold: New children, probably.
Spinach: A new dad.
Fred: A new husband.
B.B: Uhm... A new sister.
Larry: Mmm... A boyfriend? Girlfriend? Theyfriend?
Ethan: For Unemployed Brendon to get a job!
Unemployed Brendon: I want Ethan to die and die forever.
Cyrus: Somebody to love. Or maybe another notebook. Ooo- Or maybe a rope so I can tie a noose and-
Warren: Erm, for Colin to stop bullying me...
Trac(e)y: I don't know, let me think. Oh. For Christmas, I want Paige to date me!
[ spinach, fred, and bb are just the rest of the healthy gang btw ]
[ also yes im fully aware i have updated this book since 1995 ]
