Thoughts of a CAT officer

On Duty

During the start of detail...

'Why can't this be over?'

'What even is the point of this?'

'Oh dear lord they're all so noisy and YOU LUCKY SHITS GET TO EAT SO STFU'

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS JUST BEEN FIVE MINUTES NO'

*friends cpass by*

'Must. Not. Laugh. Resist. Urge. To. Smile.'

*when OIC appears*

'WAit WHAT DO I DO DO I-'

"MA'AM GOODMORNING MA'AM"

'Please say 'carry on' please say carry on, please say-'

*OIC leaves*

'THE LIL BITCH DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME DAMNIT'

*pag nagbell na*

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO STAND HERE WHILE THEY GET TO CLASS'

'HURRY UP YOU LITTLE F**KERS'

'JESUS HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS'

'BILISAN NIYO UMALIS NA KAYO PARA MADISMISS NA AKO NG OIC KO'

'WHAT'

'WHERE'S MY OIC'

'OH NO'

'WAT IT'S LIKE BEEN FIVE MINUTES SHOULD I LEAVE'

'HOLY SHIT DO I STAND HERE AND WAIT OR DO I-'

'Oh, okay. I'm dismissed. Yaaaaay.'