„MREOW!!"

CH 0 PAGE 1

(this book will get 9 to 10 chapters at best if I'm gonna be honest, maybe less😋)

"SHIT, ITS DOING THE HOKEY POKEY, I'M SCARED OF THE HOKEY POKEY JILL!" This is how it's been for the last few minutes? Hours? That you've been with Jill, so close to being let free from this foul smelling place, safe to say Jill was not amused.

She gave you a side eye as the mutated fished wobbled towards you.

Any chai bot would be proud of you with how fast you whipped it out and aimed it at the creature, firing a few bullets which made it screeched before coming at you and only you, it completely ignored Jill.. until Jill brought out her bomb thrower thingy.

"With the power of friendshi–"

"I hate my little pony…"

"😡"

Onto Important matters, how exactly did you get a fucking gun? Jill is the obvious answer, why isn't [name] arm hurting after the recoil of the gun shooting? Well..

"IT BURNS, IT BURNS JILL, JILL KISS IT BETTER."

"What kind of meth are you snorting up?"

"Glad you asked😄–"

After some time of shooting and crying because of the shaved pale nutsack looking creatures you were finally climbing a ladder out of the stank ass sewers, you gasped as soon as you reached above ground, fingers digging into the ground, your expression is what can only be described as a fish out of water.

Your eyes then shifted to…

"Grandma?" And off you go!! To Narnia or whatever that place is called.

It had smack the absolute loving shit out of you, you skidded across the ground, hearing Jill struggle to get out of his -Nemisis- grasp.

You were quick to act, whipping it out faster than my uncle, you aimed and fired the whole mag of bullets into the big garbage bag looking mfs arm, some bullets missing in the process.

"Run! [Name], fucking run! He's after me!" Jill yelled sternly as she gasped and rolled away, her eyes narrowing in on the garbage man.

"But–"

"Just run!"

"Can I finish my sent–"

"There should be a subway station nearby! You have to get there!." Jill had already started to jog away as she yelled out to you, nemesis soon pursued her.

"... I have no idea where that is 😡" you grumbled as you got up, wiping your butt down as you looked around the total mess in the streets.

Your eyes shifted in all directions before–

"Eeny, meeny, miny, Moe, catch a tiger by its toe if we let it go, eeny, meeny, miny, MOE!" You shouted as you went in the direction the old child's game had chosen for you… the complete opposite way of the subway station..

"Hey! I know this place." You said to no one, all alone💔

The R.P.D or Racoon Police Department the tall building you were in hours ago.

"Oh Leoooon! I got a gun now😁" you said your voice pitched up higher then before as you tried to open the gate..

"Open up." You stared at the gate before climbing it then falling down on your booty cheeks.

You huffed before standing up rolling up your sleeves/rubbing your hands together then just.. walking away.

Like fuck were you gonna do it again, your eyes darted from left to right before heading left, hoping you'd be able to find that fucking subway station.

(Extremely short CH, fr experiencing writer's block again 🤓, anyways WELCOME TO SABI'S SILLY HC AND RE GAME RATINGS 😈

STARTING OFF WITH
Re0 1/10😡 I only played a little bit and I know it's an older game so that's why it's built like that but I can't get over how you have to shoot with X 😞

Re1 haven't played it😋

Re2O haven't played it

Re2 remake, 10/10 they've definitely upgraded Leon, have you seen the re2O Leon? That man knows nothing of a woman's or man's or anythings touch😁 Ada and Claire adds onto it as well as the plot, would've never guessed Annette was likeable, she's one of my favourites now fr😻

Re3 10/10 yummy

Re4O, 10/10 haven't played it but I've seen Leon's corny as hell jokes, and I love Ashley in it, bro was a real one for what she said about overtime😋💪

Re4 10/10 loved it, would definitely take pictures of Krausers lips, bro was scrumptious😈🤞

Re5 7/10 scares the living shit out of me😡

Re6 20/10 AWOOOOO RUFF RUFF RUFF😈 Piers had me licking my lips and slicking back my hair😄 loved how many campaigns there were😋

Re7 10/10 scares the shit out of me but I love Ethan 😄👍

Re8 20/10 from the lore to the whole ass build up of the thing, it was spectacular, loved every moment of it, he tried to save his daughter? Made me kick my feet, SPOILERS just to warn mfs that haven't played or seen anyone play re8 I hated how Ethan died in the end it was heart warming yet sad as fuck that it made me shed a single tear and the fact that Mia was locked away and wasn't able to say bye to Ethan? 😞 Even the DLC made me cry, like bro protected her even while dead(?) No clue if hes actually dead and I'm absolutely hoping that Capcom listens to the fandom and somehow bring back Ethan even though that is unlikely, anyways, I lied about the whole thing i don't care about any of that I just wanna suck & lick Ethan's fingers if I'm gonna be honest🤷

Anyways lil hc of the characters(I suck at hcs😈)

Leon was definitely the type of mf that stubbed his toe and would cry for hours ABT it, even as an adult.

Leon the type of mf to one day think "what does Vaseline taste like?" Eat a handful and spit it back out immediately.

Ada is the type of mf that would ghost anyone if they say something that gives her secondhand embarrassment.

She's the type to only eat apple skin if I'm gonna be honest😞

Ethan is the type of mf to jump up and down whenever he hears the ice cream truck.

Bros the type to be a crying yet bad singer type of drunk, Bros singing his ABC's while slurring over his words.

Bros the type of mf to baby proof the whole house after he bumps into a wall.

Anyways Im supposed to be doing something more productive like unpublishing and remaking the selfish book and remaking the sweet melody book for one person that wants it updated(I'm a people pleaser😋) so I'll go do that now(I'm lying, gonna spend all my time on C.ai or update this book again😞)