„MREOW!!"

CH 0 PAGE 3

“Oumphf.” You groaned as you hit the floor with a thump, the green lizard looking thing snarled at you before swiping it's claws, only to be cock blocked- or in this case claw blocked by Carlos who continuously shot it with his AK(?), the creature let out a shriek before falling to the floor.

“Barney doesn't look too good does he Carlos?” You said with a pained smile, trying to keep that same joking persona you've got going on while holding your bleeding arm, gritting your teeth as you held your arm.

Carlos, despite having you burp in his face countless of times and at this point he should be sick of you, goes right up ahead and crouches beside you with a worried look.

His hands darted out to grab a green and red herb mix then he applied it carefully.

Carlos gave you a reassuring smile as he stared at you adoringly..

“You have a fat fucking nose man… makes me wanna rip it off and eat it.” Your time was bland as Carlos gave you a weird stare before that stare went back to the same ogling eyes.

He never changes, I love him🤞

Carlos soon got sick and fucking tired of crouching down as he lifted your goofy ass up, forearms under your armpits as he hoisted you up.

Only probably with that is your armpits were sweaty… I'd be sweatin’ too if I was running around, mmm yes second hand embarrassment let me see it.

You cringed slightly when Carlos didn't let go for some time, probably basking in your essence? Get it? Get it? Essence? As in your armpit sweat(I'm so sorry)

After a minute or two of Carlos smiling down at you trying to seduce you…

“Whore.”

“What the fuck did I do?”

You both stared at each other silently before your face contorted into the ugliest thing ever, you swung your head away harsh enough to give you whiplash as you sneezed on your arm.

You cleared your throat before swinging your arm to the door, gesturing for him to go ahead as you readied your gun, “ladies first.” you grinned as he walked first…

“Wait a minute..”

“Keep moving, whore.”

“😞”

You both- as in you and Carlos, yes you're still with him which is kind of a surprise cause usually you'd be with someone else by now.

As mentioned before, you and Carlos, instead of being in that room, were now skedaddling and skipping around the hospital, trying to find something to open that automatic door.

Though, that didn't mean you wanted to jump out of the fucking window…

You stared down at the pebbles and gravel that was below Carlos’s boot as he held out his arms to catch you.

You mumbled to yourself a quick sentence. “So suddenly I'm getting deja-vu.” as you -comedically- had a flashback to the time when Leon had tried to convince you he'd catch you, which ended up with you doing the worm and falling, not in Leon's arms but on the ground.. painfully.

So, how about we replay that huh😁

You, of course. Started first. “I ain't hopping down.”

Then Carlos… “I won't let you fall, I promise.”

“I won't be your bitch😡”

“What?”

This poor man doesn't deserve this treatment(yes he does, he's still rejecting me on c.ai)

You gave him an angry look before flipping him off and continuing to try and climb down..

Which ended terribly😞 with you falling on your butt bone…

Though Carlos did rush to your aid, like a breedable(I'm so sorry) male-wife(I'm not sorry)