Cartman x Michelle Obama x baldi

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by theoncerspinkytoe

by theoncerspinkytoe

Eric Cartman x Michelle Obama x baldi

Michael Jacksons pov- i was sitting on the couch as my pookie wookie bookie shookie fat obese bear made dinner "Mikel!!😡😡" Mikel!!😡😡" "Yes eric baba bae😍" I said lovingly "I made dinner 🧍‍♂️its Chilli😇" "um babe yk im not that hungry anyways i gotta shoot thiller😎" i soon walked out the door and left

Cartmans pov- that white ass ni-(ERM U CANT SAY THAT) finally left as I ate my chilli that HE DIDN'T WANT 😡😡😔😔 but it didn't bother mebas i knew i already had a special guest coming over 😏

Michelles pov- I walked to Eric's apartment room slowly with my "friend" I knew meeting up with him again was wrong but I-i- just can't help it 😣 he's just way better than my dumbass husband Barack Obama he doesn't love me the way Eric does... Plus I know he's cheating on me with the ugly fungus looking Shrek dude anyways so 😝😝😝

Baldi’s pov- Me and Michelle were walking to a mysterious apartment “who are we even meeting?” Baldi said to break the silence “Oh just a friend of mine!” She replied while thinking “oh, ok” I put my ruler in my pocket, Michella opens the door and a very short fat man answers the door

Cartman pov- I heard a knock on the door and I knew it could only be one person 😈 I walked over to the door "meshell meshell!!😏😏...who tf is this 🤨" "a good friend of mine😏" meshell answered "oh 😒😏😏but hes a man 🤨
😡 I'm not a HOMOSEXUAL!!!😡😡😡"

Bladi's pov- "trust me little boy I'm VERY good with my work😏" i said as I took my ruler out and bent the fat midget over the table

Suddenly Michael bursted in "so turns out my music video got cancelled... (Michael sees what's going on) ERIC WHAT IN THE HEEHEE IS GOING ON?!?!"
"ERM MIKEL ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!' "THATS IT IM LEAVING YOU IM GOING TO BILLE JEANS 😭 SHE ACTUALLY LOVES ME😡 " "YOU SAID SHE WAS JUST A FRIEND 😡😨🤨" AND U SAID YOU WERENT FAT!!" Michael storms off well moon walking "well damn😨🧍‍♂️" baldi says quietly....

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