Drive Me Insane

The Blind Leading The Blind

Jisung

I was never Minho's biggest fan. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't purposefully push him into a ditch, but I sure as hell wouldn't be the first to help him out of one either.

This is a fact that everyone at Backdoor University is aware of. Jisung hates Minho and Minho hates Jisung. With these consistencies in place, the words that Lee Minho is currently spewing in my direction make zero sense.

"Date me."

I blink unsure if I heard that right or if Changbin finally did my hearing in.

"I'm sorry what?" I ask staring at him like he's been caught with his foot in the shape of a middle finger. The horror.

"Have you finally lost the last remaining brain cell that you and Hyunjin share? I said date me." The condescending dickhead has the audacity to ask me that as if he didn't just cleave my world in two.

"No no, I heard you the first time. What I'm failing to understand is why the hell you would ask me of all people for such an ass-backward favor."  He stares at me like I said something crazy. The psycho.

"Listen, squirrel boy, There's this girl that keeps trying to get with me, and I can't take it anymore. You're the perfect solution. Not only are you in the one class I share with the bitch but I know you and you know me. It'll be more believable if I'm dating someone from our little group of strays anyway, so do us both a solid and just agree."

"Just whom are you speaking to right now? Here you are begging for a favor while insulting me. Get on your knees like a good boy and maybe I'll consider it."

Minho looks down at me, pensive, like he's actually considering it.  By the grace of god, he actually starts to kneel.

" What the hell are you doing? Get up!" I nearly scream. I didn't think the lunatic would actually do it much less in the middle of the hallway in between classes. Although were a good distance away from being in the earshot of anyone, this was not a private conversation.

"Ok look, I have to go meet up with Chan and Changbin and you seem desperate. How about for now we pretend I've agreed so you can stop looking like a lost child." Minho looks as if the weight of the world has been lifted off his shoulder.

"It seems your last brain cell is still kicking. Thanks, J.one have fun with Chan and the human speaker!" The fucker has the gull to yell as he runs down the hallway, drawing the attention of whoever else was in the hallway. Jisung was going to commit a crime.