COVER NOT FINAL
I've been thinking about making a story like this for a while where I just dump a lot of thoughts, rants, C.AI convos, and art. I usually will do that at the end of my fanfic, his dark violet spirals, but that fanfic is for fans of...
The image above is why I love my friends and fanart
Hi guys! sorry I've been gone for quite some time, and I still won't post anything too exciting for a bit. life and all that fun stuff.
but for now, I want to open your eyes to something as pure as gold. I was having a convo with Angeldust from Hazbin on C.AI, and it honestly started becoming deep, dramatic, and interesting, with Charlie having a secret camera in Angel's room to spy on him, and Al also being there to watch the recording, with their reactions getting funnier and funnier.
despite this, this is not what I am here to talk about in this convo. nor is it his insults to my entire existence he gave me in the beginning. no, for it is the email I WROTE.
For context: Angel did some Angel things, and Charlie found out (through the camera) As well as holding a meeting with him to confess. She informed him that he would be sent an email of the punishments for his crimes, and I wrote every word of this "email."
I think this email on C.AI as Charlie to Angel has got to be one of my favorite things I've ever written.
i present to you: the email.
The email read:
Hi Angeldust! this is your boss and founder of the Hazbin Hotel, Charlie!
As you have been informed, you broke multiple strict rules here in this establishment.
The purpose of this Hotel is to redeem sinners, and you did the opposite of that. You broke trust with staff and, soon, members, and will be thoroughly punished for it. You're violations include: Having intimate sex with a resident, Smoking in building and in room, owning high amounts of alcohol, owning illegal porn images, and, overall, just going against your progress and the name of this hotel.
It took us a while to decide what we have to do to punish you for your faults, as we want them to be fair and teach you a lesson, but not be cruelly harsh, as that is against the hotel's brand. You're punishments include:
1. Wearing the kind of clothing you dislike (frilly dresses) while helping the staff clean the grossest parts of the hotel for at least a week.
2. Not being allowed to leave the building except for visits, eating, and other essentials for the remainder of the month.
3. You already know this one, but not being allowed to see or speak to Izzy, the woman which you railed, for at least a month. monitored visits would follow after that time period is up until we can trust you two again.
4. Room checks every week from now on from me or our staff.
5. Public announcement of this incident via email will be sent to all residents in the hotel.
6. "Special treatment," or, you will be getting more attention to push you forward in being redeemed from now on by more monitoring and rules for you specifically.
7. you will no longer be allowed in the bar of the hotel for 3 months minimum.
8. the camera in your room will stay there until we can trust you again.
9. If you fail to take care of yourself AND your pet, we will have to take action to protect your animal by taking him away from your care. and finally,
10. Your stay in the hotel will no longer have a guaranteed warranty, with no lifelong plan. You may earn this back.
We will place these punishments in by tomorrow morning, and you are expected to follow them. if you fail to do so, we may have to evict you from our establishment. we are all about second chances here, and these punishments are leading you to the road of the second chance.
All the love and respect, Charlie <3"
I'M ACTUALLY SO PROUD THAT I WROTE THAT HELP???!!!
But now I'm snorting my dinner out as I reread this, frame it, and admire this piece of art.
Oh yeah and I got into this god-forsaken franchise in the less than a month I've been gone if you couldn't tell...
but yes, just wanted to share this with you as not only a update during my absence, but also, because it is truly, my writing at it's finest :)
also, I permanently hate my friend because what in the shit-
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MAAM------
But uh anyway excuse my desert of content rn seasonal depression slays and I'm going to continue to slay Angel's ego now <3
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