Useless Bones

Sh*t show of a life

I jump awake heart racing, sweating like I was in a pool, and I deeply feel something is wrong. I whip my head around, looking to see where I am, but I'm still in my crappy dorm room with the morning sun shining through my shades. Wait, morning sun? "OH FUCK!" I yell into my tiny room, reverberating back to me louder than I thought. I'm late for class! I'm supposed to leave before sunlight! 

I jump out of bed but put too much jump in my jump, and my head smashes into the ceiling. And I fall to my knees and feel some crumbles of drywall on my head. I look at my mirror in front of me. My normal brown eyes are as average as every other day. I bend my head down to check for blood in my short half, straight half, curly brown hair. I don't see any, but it still hurts. I glance at the ceiling through my mirror and see a hole in it.

It's best not to worry about that right now. I need to get to class. I throw on some random clothes that are at the top, grab a piece of gluten-free bread, and race out the door. I put my bread in my mouth as I run down the stairs, trying to get my jacket and backpack on.

I skip a step and land hard on the next one. I see the bread I'm holding in my mouth crumble away and hit the floor with a smack, practically turning into dust. "FUCK! Not my bread! Why does gluten-free bread suck so much! it crumbles easily, and it tastes like SHIT!" I yell in anger, staring at the pile of dust you would never know used to be bread.

I sigh and start running down my stairs again. As I turn a corner, I see a new-looking girl with pretty short brown hair that goes to her shoulders, heading up the stairs, looking around, holding binders. I would hit her, but I decided to try something every guy wants to do. I jump and turn on my side and push my legs off the railing so all my momentum changes to the loop of the staircase.

I propelled myself past her and see that she had nice-looking boobs, and I regretted not running into her a little as they looked like airbags. Thinking that as I do, I yell

"This is the guy's dorm, BTW."

and realized I didn't think how to land. I could only think F- then a loud *DING* as I hit the staircase railing. My head is filled with loud ringing as I collapse to the floor, and I feel like I'm in a riptide dragging me deeper and making it harder to breathe. I heard a female voice say

"Oh my gosh! are you ok??"

as the girl from before comes rushing down the stairs. I stumble on my feet as she helps hold me up.

"I'm... totally good."

"Are you sure? I can help you to the nurse."

"Yep, 80% sure I'm fine."

"I'm also not a student. I'm a new teacher here. I was looking for the only student who signed up for extracurricular my class. Do you know where Zeake is?"

I cover my mouth as a weird burb comes out

"Yeah, it's me."

"That's great. I wanted to thank you for signing up for it, but I don't think the school will allow The study of human willpower to go on if no one else joins."

"Thanks"

I say as I muddle down the stairs to the first floor. I should not have done that. That was not cool at all.