Heists of Hotlanta

Mrs. Williams

Diane Williams sat in her small white house on Nolan Street with its white walls, gray carpet, green couches and chairs, a small kitchen area with white kitchen cabinets, and a white refrigerator with a lot of Budweiser Beers, and even a tiny little bed with white sheets and white pillows. There was a Diane Williams Industries flag and a red flag with a black DWI shield on it. Diane turned on the TV and saw President Dryden begin to speak.

"Hello, I am your president, Bob Dryden, and I am here to announce that MS-31 is invading our border. These illegals are wanted criminals, not refugees, so for those living near the border, consider them armed and dangerous. Well, with that out of the way, I wanted to talk about our border crisis." Dryden continued. "We have pro Gump illegal immigrants coming through our borders, and they come through a caravan. That's why I decided to triple the border patrol, because we don't need a wall, we just need more guys." Diane shut off the TV, then went outside to her helicopter parked in her yard. She flew it over to San Diego where the border crisis was happening.

"The border crisis, dead ahead!" Diane said. She began to land the helicopter on the Texan side of the border and proceeded to take out the illegals.

"This is MS-31!" The bald Latino man in a green polo said. Come and get us!" Diane shot him, and proceeded to take out more of their guys.

"There's more where that came from!" Diane said. The green gangsters could feel the rage, as her short red hair wasn't enough of a warning sign. Diane pulled out an Smg from her holster on her belt on her light blue jeans. Diane shot the MS-31 gangsters, but they came with a truck filled with cocaine.

"Try this on for size!" She rolled around enough that it was easy on her black tank top,and shot the fuel tank, blowing up the truck.

"Haha!" She laughed. A psychedelic VW Van came through the border honking its La Cucaracha horn.

"So many colors on that car, disgusting." Diane said. "Did a unicorn just vomit all over your ride?"

"No, chica." The MS 31 gang member driving the car said. "¡Nos gustan los colores!"

"Whatever." She said, She punched an MS 31 member carrying an RPG launcher and stole it, then used it to blow up the van.

"Shit!" An MS 31 commander said. "That was the last of our batch!" "RETREAT!" The MS 31 gang members retreated, fleeing back to Mexico.

"We couldn't have done it without you...." The Border Patrol Chief said.

"Diane." Diane told the chief.

"Diane, please accept a transfer of 5,000 dollars as a reward." The border patrol chief transferred 5,000 dollars to Diane's banking account.

"Nice!" Diane said. "I am going to use this wisely." When Diane was leaving the border she was taken captive by some Koreans in blue hoodies with red trim. She was taken captive in the blue van and sent to Portland.

"Welcome to our gang hideout." The leader of the Korean mob group, the Seoul Surfers, Jun Bong, a Korean woman with black hair, pale blue eyes and dressed in a tailored blue suit with a blood red shirt said.

"Look, I like the place and all, but what do you want with me?

"We want you to spread the word about the glorious leader Jin Bung, so the Korean armies can seize the west coast and destroy the western mosquitoes for good!

"OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY!" Diane screamed, breaking free from her bonds. She got mad and shot Jun in the head with her pistol that she had hidden in her boot. She took out a North Korean with a shotgun and stole it from her. She began popping Korean gang members left and right, as all the members of the gang were dressed in blue and red. She ran into one of the rooms where the Koreans were sitting listening to Kpop on the computer. She shot the computer.

"Song's over, assholes!" Diane screamed. "Kpop is overrated!" She shouted while shooting bullets at them. She went to the kitchen and picked a knife from the cabinet.

"Take this!" Diane said. She threw the knife, impaling the Korean woman. She then slid under theKorean man and kicked him into the wall. His head cracked the wall so hard that he had a concussion. Diane shot him in the head to make sure he was dead. The last member of the Surfers came charging at Diane. Diane grabbed a can of Pepsi out of the refrigerator.

"Feel the wrath of the symbol of your people!" Diane said, throwing the Pepsi at them Korean, hitting him in the head and making him fall over.

"OWWW!" He screamed. "I need medical attention!"

"I can arrange that." Diane said, taking five steps up to him and shooting him in the head. She then made a choice to either blow up the house or keep it for herself.

"I would blow up this house, but considering the resources I can harvest from it, I will keep it for myself." Diane kept the Seoul Surfers' hideout for herself, converting it into a DW Industries safe house. She called up some workers on the phone.

"Hello, DW Industries Team, we got a safe house in Portland."

"Great." Diane's lackey, Ben Sternberg said. "I will let my people know that we are renovating the place real soon!"

"So you will send trucks over here, right?" Diane asked.

"Yes, we are sending trucks." Ben answered.

"You will have to do something about the blue and red." Diane said. "Perhaps a more intimidating color scheme like black and red will do the trick. Also, we need to take care of these Korean crazies."

"Right on!" Ben said. "I will have my men over as soon as I can. About the crazies, I will call my pal who owns a garbage company to deal with them." Ben said. "Bye now!" He hung up the phone.

Diane sat in the kitchen, getting a Budweiser beer to drink out of the fridge.

"Budweiser makes a pretty damn good beer, I have to admit!" Diane said, laughing.