once upon a time
alastor walked into his bathroom for the first time in 74 decades.
"omg" he said with a smile, "my teeth are so musty, dusty and crusty like cloud, i need to brush my teeth"
then he brushed his teeth with the exquisite brand named, ✨cocaine✨
uh-
i mean...
✨Colgate✨
He stepped out of the bathroom looking less stupid than he was before
the end
