alright buckle up you amazing mfs cuz this is the true end
(or is it...?)
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charlie grabbed vox by his tv antenna and proceeded to drown vox in kimchi and bbq sauce and lemonade and cherry air heads all with the sole objective to make his teeth yellow
when his face was so yellow that the only color he could see was that very lovely shade of piss he had come to hate, vox screamed in agony and evaporated
the besties all cheered and proceeded to eat every teeth-staining food known to mankind - they even drank piss yellow kool-aid that alastor created on a whim with the idea of making them all look like cranky old unhygienic bastards
but it was all fine in the end cuz they had the great toothbrush and alastor's cocaine toothpaste
and yes he changed his brand to cocaine cuz angel told him that being sober and mentally stable was only for pretentious losers
so charlie alastor and angel were on the ground high on toothpaste and giggling cuz they killed vox
and they all lived happily ever after and vaggie killed herself because the besties didn't love her and no one else loved her either because she was a sober pretentious loser
