"haha that tv bitch can suck it" charlie laughed staring at alastor's shiny sharp pearly whites.
"now i can brush my teeth againnauahahah"
"yeah but you have to stop eating kimchi you freaky fat fuck" angel added
alastor stabbed him in response
haha jk angel's too cool for a second death so he just throws kimchi at alastor and so they get mad and start wrestling while charlie refs the fight
the besties were too distracted fighting each other to notice vox sneaking up behind them with a super sonic ultra death ray that not only killed people but it made their teeth permanently yellow
he had manifested this out of thin air because he has too much free time due to the fact that he has no bitches and no mom and no friends and his father figure left him and-
he aimed the super sonic ultra death ray and alastor's fluffy deer bambi ears...
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read more to find out what happens next :D
