Trapped on an Haunted Pizzeria with Josh Hutcherson 2: The Fanum Tax

Chapter 1: Cirsus Baby

Hello everyone! My name is Emmursynne, but of course u already knew that cuz I'm the main character. So I am writing this because a lot of stuff has happened since last I wrote my thingie.

if you havent read Trapped on an Haunted pizzeria with Josh Hutcherson, what are you doing? Read that work of art, or else...

Ok so first, I am angry. They made a new Hunger Games movie but Joshie-poo isn't in it for absolutely no reason! I have literally been crying for the last week continuously, due to my sadness. I am literally gonna murder everyone, expect for the inspirational members of the sensational band One Direction, and Josh Hutcherson (the man, the myth, the legend).

But other than that trahjydee, life has been pretty hip around here. The sensational and inspirational band One Direction has been playing at the newly-named One Direction's Delicious and Wonderful Pizza Place wherein there are probably no more dead children. 

If you remember from last time, it was Teddy Rizzbear's Pizzeria That's Totally Not Haunted, but after the old animatronics were thrown out for being too cringe in place of the new, cool, sensational band One Direction, they tried to kill me, but fortunately with Josh Hutcherson, star of The Hunger Games and Bridge to Terabithia by my side, we took down the cringelords and have been living in peace ever since. But "Calm waters are only calm before they are not calm anymore and are instead not calm." -LeBron James.

Joshie-poo, the sensational members of the sensational band One Direction, and I were chilling about when something crazy happened. It was busy as usual at One Direction's Delicious and Wonderful Pizza Place wherein there are probably no more dead children, as everyone cared about the sensational band instead of the stupid animatronics, when suddenly, everyone suddenly ran suddenly outside suddenly. They all started screaming in perfect unison, "OMG LOOK AT WHAT IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM THIS HERE ESTABLISHMENT IT IS SO CRAZY AND WEIRD THAT I THING THAT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST CRAZY AND WEIRD THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!"

I ran outside and looked at something really shockeing. Across the street, where there had been a restaurant called Shrek Daddy's Mud Pies, there was a new building, very sussy. It was pizzeria, just like ours One Direction's Delicious and Wonderful Pizza Place wherein there are probably no more dead children, but evidently much worse due to the fact that the sensational and inspirational band One Direction is not there, and neither is the star of Bridge of Terabithia and The Hunger Games. 

The restaurant, from a large sign made from the blood of dead children, read, Cirsus Baby's Pizzaria Thing that is secretly a front to murder the Band known as One Direction so as to get revenge upon the main character Emmursynne and the star of Bridge of Terabithia and The Hunger Games commonly referred to as Josh Hutcherson for what they did the the animatronics known as Foxy Furrybait, Teddy Rizzbear, Ban-Ban, and Chicken Tenders. I knew something was up with the pizzeria, but I couldn't put my finger on what it is. But it was sus.