Trapped on an Haunted Pizzeria with Josh Hutcherson 2: The Fanum Tax

Chapter 3: Meet the Fazgang!

Using my feet I ran as quickly as I could into the pizzeria named Cirsus Baby's Pizzaria Thing that is secretly a front to murder the Band known as One Direction so as to get revenge upon the main character Emmursynne and the star of Bridge of Terabithia and The Hunger Games commonly referred to as Josh Hutcherson for what they did the the animatronics known as Foxy Furrybait, Teddy Rizzbear, Ban-Ban, and Chicken Tenders, which we'll just shorten to Cirsus's Pizzaria since that's shorter. 

As I walked in I still was put off my the meaning of the name. I knew it meant something, that it had some sort of deep meaning behind it, but I had no idea what it was. 

But anyways, I walked across the street into the pizzeria. When I looked inside, I was exsasperated. It was almost as good as my pizzeria! Of course, it was awful, as it lacked the sensational and inspirational band known as One Direction, but it was lame for what it was.

It was some lame pizzeria, with a trampoline playhouse thing, a boxing ring, a Bee Movie-themed water ride, and a pit filled with trash and a sign reading "WHERE JOSH HUTCHERSON BELONGS LOL".

I was taken aback at the badness. There were hardly any dead kids here, and no sensational One Direction band members! This is so bad! I walked up to the stage, and saw four new animatronics.

There was: Norm of the North, SSSniperwolf (my 2nd favorite YouTuber), Skibidi Toilet Man, and Cirsus Baby. I mean, this place may be really stupid and dumb and weirs and not at all Josh Hutcherson-y, but their animatronics are okay, I guess.

Suddenly, a loud sound whizzed through the air. I looked to the door; it was closing! Everyone else, except for Josh Hutcherson, who was playing Amog Us Impostor Racing! 2, had left already. How long were we in here for? Where was One Direction? They would never leave without Joshie-Poo or I.

I grabbed Josh by the uvula and ran with him to the door, running. "The pizzeria is closing," a voice rang from a loudspeaker. "Leave now or else you have no SKibidi Rizz." 

I ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran as fast as I could, but it was of no use. The door closed. Josh Hutcherson and I were trapped inside Cirsus's. OH NO!!!